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    Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

    1.) Get over it.

    2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

    3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

    4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

    5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

    It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

    It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

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    You just tell her (in front of her or your friends) "at least I got to fuck you in the mouth."

    Do that, and most of those points mention by OP will be invalid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian View Post
    2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.
    Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian View Post
    Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

    1.) Get over it.

    2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

    3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

    4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

    5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

    It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

    It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

    Anyway, there's some bait for you bored Forumfallers. Have fun.

    Some good things said there but its to late, the Pussification of the American Male is nearly complete. The Feminatzi's lop off testicles right after circumcision these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iza View Post
    Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..
    It just doesn't work like that homie. The same thing happened when, for instance, my best friend (male) and I had a big falling out a few years ago. It wasn't horrible, we just had different objectives and couldn't really hang out anymore. These days, we still talk from time to time, but it's nothing like it was.

    That's just extrapolation from another failed relationship. The important thing to remember is that this applies to when you first break up. For at least a few weeks or months, you have to avoid contact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian View Post
    It just doesn't work like that homie. The same thing happened when, for instance, my best friend (male) and I had a big falling out a few years ago. It wasn't horrible, we just had different objectives and couldn't really hang out anymore. These days, we still talk from time to time, but it's nothing like it was.

    That's just extrapolation from another failed relationship. The important thing to remember is that this applies to when you first break up. For at least a few weeks or months, you have to avoid contact.
    Or toss her in a burlap sack and sell her off at the local meat auction.

    No , they dont really do that here.

    But just HOW awesome would it be if they did, makes breakups less of a hassle, for me anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slypieguy View Post
    While the OP may have had some good intentions, he still had this one coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iza View Post
    Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..
    Not to mention I know I can't be the only one who's ended up getting some from it. Honestly, it's mixed baggage. I had one g/f who I was "just friends" with for a few weeks and then she started going out with someone else and it was like /rage +/emodrama for several months. I should have ignored her until I got over it, oh well. Never really cared that much about any other ex gf.

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    Isn't this what Forumfall told you last time you posted about this?

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    Dont forget to gather all the sextapes and photos together then go to www.myexgirlfriendisaslut.com and post them up on there

    BTW its more effective to say in front of her friends 'At least I got to fuck you in the ass then cum on your face, you like that dont ya you dirty bitch'
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    Sounds like sound advice.

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    Ladder theory.

    Any male who likes to see girls naked should read up on it. It's not all accurate, and even what is can't be taken to be applied with every girl, but it gives a GREAT basis to go from.

    Honestly nothing much else to say, besides one thing. As the OP said, get your life together. When things in your life are sufficiently in order (or chaos if that's your thing) to the point where you're happy WITHOUT needing a girl in your life, you're in the perfect mental condition to actually get a girl, because you don't feel like you need one.

    If you ever feel like you're dependent on someone else for your happiness, you need to take a good look at your life.


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    I agree with the OT mostly - It's funny that being a "late starter" somehow gave me the ability to analyse things far more easily.*

    And the other teens at that point might have said they've got a gf, but what use was it if it was over after three month and nothing else than looking at each other?

    *If you got the dirty joke, you're watching too much porn.

    Edit: And I'm still glad I figured the things out by myself quickly enough.
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