It's usually an individual of South American persuasion, that has such an overdose of cologne on that it will hit you like a veritable wave of stench. Now I am dying to know, what the fuck are they thinking? Do they think their fragrance purchase is so fucking amazing that people 5 blocks away from them should smell it?
And then there are the ladies, you know the ones... Smell like they just got out of a wrestling match with a gang of strippers. Sometimes I get trapped on an elevator with one of these painted up land yeti's and it's all I can do to not gag. Nostrils burning, eyes tearing up... I mean fuck - how much fucking perfume do you have to wear?
Wife and I just got back from dinner, as we were about half way through a table of about 15 South American's sat down. Well technically their fragrance preceded them, sat down and ordered an appetizer for them, then they physically occupied the seats. It was seriously over the fucking top. I have a cold, can barely smell anything, and yet I could still smell whatever $5 dollar gas store Old Spice / Scope mixture they were wearing plain as day.
So what gives? Why the fuck do people wear so much 'X'? Are they just ignorant fucktards?