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    Default What would you do if...?

    ...you had George Bush locked in your attic?

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    Gitmo.


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    Call the secret service and turn myself in instantly like any good citizen. Duh.

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    make him some eggs n toast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brannoc View Post
    Call the secret service and turn myself in instantly like any good citizen. Duh.
    You mean you wouldn't torture him? You disappoint me. See? That is my disappointed face. Bastard, makin' me feel bad all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic Waste View Post
    You mean you wouldn't torture him? You disappoint me. See? That is my disappointed face. Bastard, makin' me feel bad all the time.
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    Arrange for a background that looks like he'd had personal problems with me in the past, then after having some fun torturing him for a while, frame him for burning down my house and getting himself killed with it. Maybe for some other stuff as well, it depends on what I thought I could get for it.

    Or I could torture him into a useless wreck then ransom him back to his family. Both plans are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic Waste View Post
    ...you had George Bush locked in your attic?
    send him to iraq in a box

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic Waste View Post
    ...you had George Bush locked in your attic?
    Unlock my attic.
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    Get him out of there before he shits all over the place, and it starts leaking through the fucking ceiling.


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    Hot steamy gay sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffy View Post
    Get him out of there before he shits all over the place, and it starts leaking through the fucking ceiling.
    And...? God, people, details.

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    Except you. No... No details, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic Waste View Post
    ...you had George Bush locked in your attic?
    Nail all the doors shut and set the house on fire.

    Edit: Actually, I changed my mind. I'm broke right now so I'd probably sell him to terrorists or something. Maybe I could get an oil well for him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vessol View Post
    Hot steamy gay sex.
    Actually you're right. Better idea. I'd turn him into a sex addicted, gay, hooker. Who always wore drag, and couldn't go a day without feeding his heroine and coke addictions.

    Then I'd let him loose at a major press event.

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