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    Default Most horrible way to die / be killed.

    What can your sick mind come up with?

    I think getting force fed ground up glass and bleeding out internally would be a real hoot.

    Or getting run over by a tank from the feet up going 1mph and stopping for 20 seconds every 5 seconds.


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    Raped to death in a prison with a broom handle by a group of inmates.
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    Your signature has been noted to be extraordinarily violent by several users, I agree. Please change it. =[

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinewire View Post
    Raped to death in a prison with a broom handle by a group of inmates.
    You miss your father don't you little fella?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinewire View Post
    Raped to death in a prison with a broom handle by a group of inmates.
    Did your daddy put his willy in your bottom when you were a young lad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinewire View Post
    Raped to death in a prison with a broom handle by a group of inmates.
    Don't lie, you'd secretly enjoy it.

    ( . Ymordhak)
    Also, cancer.

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    Way to project chaps.

    It happends to be a fear of a friend of mine slugy.

    He said "I would be thankfull if i got a cock, a broom handle will just have 0 give in it." "They just wouldn't stop, and they are all holding you down so there is fuck all you can do about it FUCK ALL!" "Oh shit i'm so fucking angry now, shit like that really pisses me off!"

    At that point i was pissing myself laughing.

    He seems to think this WILL happen if you go to prison, go have a look at his sig :/
    Last edited by Spinewire; 12-08-2008 at 13:53.
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    Your signature has been noted to be extraordinarily violent by several users, I agree. Please change it. =[

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinewire View Post
    Way to project chaps.

    It happends to be a fear of a friend of mine slugy.

    He said "I would be thankfull if i got a cock, a broom handle will just have 0 give in it." "They just wouldn't stop, and they are all holding you down so there is fuck all you can do about it FUCK ALL!" "Oh shit i'm so fucking angry now, shit like that really pisses me off!"

    At that point i was pissing myself laughing.

    He seems to think this WILL happen if you go to prison, go have a look at his sig :/
    I can't WAIT to go to prison!!

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    I swear there's a thread just like this every other month. : At birth.

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    As far as normal ways to die, not involving explicit human effort, I'd say being burned alive is bound to suck.

    If human effort is allowed, wrapped in chicken wire and having any extruding bits cut off with a straight razor would likely be agonizing.
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    Someone posted an article here about a guy who died after his wife got pissed and raped him with a gigantic dildo. Something about ruptured intestines.

    That would kinda suck.

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    Having some sharp hook shoved down your japs eye and bleeding to death.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Morthor View Post
    Having some sharp hook shoved down your japs eye and bleeding to death.
    i winced irl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morthor View Post
    Having some sharp hook shoved down your japs eye and bleeding to death.
    OMG I winced too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinewire View Post
    i winced irl
    Yeah anything like that, I cnt help cringing *shudder*. I am leaving this thread now, Im not coming back.


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    Having your nutsack blended then to have a Cactus shoved up your ass.

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