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    Default My suicide

    I just can't take it anymore and stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9VOseRriiM


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    Fuck you I like having emotions and occasionally talking about girly things
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    He had so much to give

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    so much to love...

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    Johnny boy always played the fool,
    He broke all the rules so you would think he was cool.
    He was never really one of the guys
    No matter how hard he tried,
    Often thought of suicide
    It's kinda hard when you ain't got no friends,
    He put his life to an end they might remember him then.
    You cross a line and there is no turnin back
    He told the world how he felt with the sound of a gat.


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    So my mom had sex with a fetus. Great.
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    Hi, I'm Tallefred's mother. Just letting you know that this is not a hoax, he has indeed killed himself. He was playing GTA when he died, so we plan on suing for a ton of money.

    Oh I almost forgot. We're all broken up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturday Saint View Post
    Johnny boy always played the fool,
    He broke all the rules so you would think he was cool.
    He was never really one of the guys
    No matter how hard he tried,
    Often thought of suicide
    It's kinda hard when you ain't got no friends,
    He put his life to an end they might remember him then.
    You cross a line and there is no turnin back
    He told the world how he felt with the sound of a gat.
    P.O.D is horrible...
    Only the mediocre are always at their best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKilljoy187 View Post
    P.O.D is horrible...
    This is another non-sequitor to add to your collection.


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    So my mom had sex with a fetus. Great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tallefred View Post
    Hi, I'm Tallefred's mother. Just letting you know that this is not a hoax, he has indeed killed himself. He was playing GTA when he died, so we plan on suing for a ton of money.

    Oh I almost forgot. We're all broken up.
    I knew him really well. We were so close now that he is dead and you can't disprove it. I therefore deserve more sympathy than most. I will probably use his death to win arguments for several years to come

    I'm sorry for your loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Bill View Post
    I knew him really well. We were so close now that he is dead and you can't disprove it. I therefore deserve more sympathy than most. I will probably use his death to win arguments for several years to come

    I'm sorry for your loss
    *Sniff* Will you have sex with me? To help with the pain?


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    Fuck you I like having emotions and occasionally talking about girly things
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKilljoy187 View Post
    P.O.D is horrible...
    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by tallefred View Post
    *Sniff* Will you have sex with me? To help with the pain?
    I will keep talking to you for a while and pretend like i'm going to. I will then casually ask you to send me a pic to find out if you're hot before fully committing to carnal relations

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    SS or it didn't happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Bill View Post
    I will keep talking to you for a while and pretend like i'm going to. I will then casually ask you to send me a pic to find out if you're hot before fully committing to carnal relations
    http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keat...es/mr-bean.jpg

    Wait, I meant to say http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/jessica-a...400a020107.jpg ! I accidentally posted a pic of my ex-husband, hehe....

    So, sex?

    *ahem* *sniff* to help me get over my loss... *dissolve into tears*


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    Fuck you I like having emotions and occasionally talking about girly things
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    Quote Originally Posted by tallefred View Post
    http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keat...es/mr-bean.jpg

    Wait, I meant to say http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/jessica-a...400a020107.jpg ! I accidentally posted a pic of my ex-husband, hehe....

    So, sex?

    *ahem* *sniff* to help me get over my loss... *dissolve into tears*
    You are quite the attention whore tonight.
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    Sounds like just a regular old whore to me...

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