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    They don't tell you exactly how she died, just that there were "complications". Srsly, that banana had better chopped off her entire leg or something, otherwise I claim she was poisoned by family.

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    such a delicate skin and they let her do anything alone without full plate armour(with leather armour under it)??

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    LMAO wow that quite tragic to make it so far in life then be taken out by a banana damn

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    Wow, what a BITCH!
    WOLVERINES UNITE!
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    We all know what she was really doing with that fruit, it might have been coming out of a bag, but not a bag from a store....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viluin View Post
    They don't tell you exactly how she died, just that there were "complications". Srsly, that banana had better chopped off her entire leg or something, otherwise I claim she was poisoned by family.
    I dont' believe the story at all.

    But if it's true, she died from infection complications. Possibly her ailment was something that drastically reduced her immune system.

    Or, her leg was cut down to the main arteries, and she bled to death (un-friggin likely)

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    My God.

    This is hilarious.

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    just wow... thats all i can say...

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    That sucks for her. I thought it feel on her head or something, but thinking about it now, would that kill you?

    Edit: assuming you had normal skin.

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    What a nice Final blow!
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    http://www-personal.umich.edu/~resapiro/banananews.html
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    That's why I only eat apples.

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    AAAaaaahhhahaa
    Damn, beat me to it.
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    Dam, then the Worms' bananas have become a reality?
    I'd better hide from those little bitches then.
    Yeah

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    Very anti-climatic ending to an amazing life. I hope I don't get done away with like that.

    "Ahaha! After all these years of struggle, I am now world empero-" *dies from a banana*

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