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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Really?

    Explain to me how you're 'owning' me?


    While you're at it, explain to me how i get 'owned' by everyone as well.


    Perhaps you'd be much happier swinging on Obama's nuts because you're really started to chafe mine.
    No one really has to try own you, your ignorance, bias and glaring lack of itellect pretty much do it for you. Here's an idea, if you are sick of political threads stay the fuck out of em. I included a nice liittle title prefix identifying this thread as political in English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brekken View Post
    No one really has to try own you, your ignorance, bias and glaring lack og itellect pretty muc do it for you. Here's an idea, if you are sick of political threads stay the fuck out of em. I included a nice liittle title prefix identifying this thread as political in English motherfucker, do you speak it?
    MY lack of intelligence?

    Look at the tard-like post I've quoted here and ask yourself again if you speak english...motherfucker.

    Spell much, bitch?

    BTW you just got owned...
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    ...::: just sits back and munches popcorn, this is a fair fight and there's no reason to interfere with the Fun :::..

    this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic Waste View Post
    This. Who cares about Palin anymore? You might as well start a "McCain: 2012" thread.
    I have a few friends who are saying that Palin is a great governor, possibly the best Alaska has seen. They say she brings "change" wherever she goes.

    Then I remind them that she uses no nouns when she speaks and thinks because Alaska is close to Russia that she has exceptional international-relations skills.

    Yeah, she's a real maverick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beorg View Post
    I have a few friends who are saying that Palin is a great governor, possibly the best Alaska has seen. They say she brings "change" wherever she goes.

    Then I remind them that she uses no nouns when she speaks and thinks because Alaska is close to Russia that she has exceptional international-relations skills.

    Yeah, she's a real maverick.
    don't forget that she claims a lot of dealings with Canada, but didn't know who their PM was in the radio prank where she thought she was talking to Sarkozy...

    just trying to be complete here...
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    I don't know you guys, Sarah can see Russia from her house, and knows a lot about the country of Africa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Entreri View Post
    Then she would have to leave Alaska part of the time. We need her there to spy on Russia and Canada for us. Though, if she went to DC she could go hunting with Dick Cheney and they can have a redneck fiesta.
    Haha, you sir have my approval.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brekken View Post
    No this ones fine, your just butthurt from getting owned in all of them. If you don't like em quit making an ignorant douche of yourself in all of them and getting owned by everyone with two braincells to rub together.
    This started really well, but it ended inaccurately I'm afraid. Brain cells don't actually connect, at least not to function. There is a space between brain cells, called the "synaptic cleft" where electrochemical signals are transferred between neurons, or brain cells. This is where both intracellular communication occurs and memories are theorized to be stored.

    I'd stick to telling him his "braincells are firing slowly", or "misfiring", or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by antihero-zero View Post
    Haha, you sir have my approval.



    This started really well, but it ended inaccurately I'm afraid. Brain cells don't actually connect, at least not to function. There is a space between brain cells, called the "synaptic cleft" where electrochemical signals are transferred between neurons, or brain cells. This is where both intracellular communication occurs and memories are theorized to be stored.

    I'd stick to telling him his "braincells are firing slowly", or "misfiring", or something.
    the Farce is strong with this one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocGonzo View Post
    the Farce is strong with this one...
    You're not being specific enough. Are you disputing something I have posted?
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    I still want to bend her over, pull her hair, spank her meaty ass, choke her etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Entreri View Post
    Then she would have to leave Alaska part of the time. We need her there to spy on Russia and Canada for us. Though, if she went to DC she could go hunting with Dick Cheney and they can have a redneck fiesta.
    That doesn't make any sense.

    Nothing all that important is near Alaska. Our capitol is on the other side of the country.

    The same is true for Russia. Except that there is also the matter of the ocean dividing the two.

    New York is closer to the two of them, unless I am more geographically challenge than I thought.

    Nice try though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bawlin View Post
    Legal to hold two offices at once? Doubt it.
    no, but she could easily resign on the condition that her Lt. governor will select her to be the senator when he takes over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocGonzo View Post
    don't forget that she claims a lot of dealings with Canada, but didn't know who their PM was in the radio prank where she thought she was talking to Sarkozy...

    just trying to be complete here...
    To be fair, Canadians don't know who our PM is most of the time. They aren't worth remembering, too boring. Recently anyway. We've really gone down hill from John Cretchen. Ah, the good old days when you could strangle protesters and be the leader of a major country while barely being able to speak one of the official languages of your country.
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