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    Default Atheists vs. Obama

    Now for all the Atheists out there.....

    If Obama actually turns out to be the Anti-Christ and smites the world with his devil given powers....... how angry would all you Atheists be that you were wrong and religion (at least Christianity) was right?
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    Who says he's using the power of uh... anti-christ? Maybe he's simply an android with powers gone rogue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IthroZada View Post
    Now for all the Atheists out there.....

    If Obama actually turns out to be the Anti-Christ and smites the world with his devil given powers....... how angry would all you Atheists be that you were wrong and religion (at least Christianity) was right?
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    For this to actually happen christ had to exist first.
    Since he havent you are just bullshitting us.

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    True Atheists wouldn't care.
    Something you apparently will never understand.

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    Since atheists dont believe in superstitious nonsense, what makes you think we would think he has Anti-Christal powers? There is obviously an explanation out there for whatever it is he may or may not do that does not require supernatural abilities.

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    For an anti-christ don't we need a christ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by [LoD] EE View Post
    Since atheists dont believe in superstitious nonsense, what makes you think we would think he has Anti-Christal powers? There is obviously an explanation out there for whatever it is he may or may not do that does not require supernatural abilities.
    It would honestly take more then horns growing from Obama's forehead, the earth cracking open and demons running a muck, and fire and brimstone falling from the sky to convince you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IthroZada View Post
    It would honestly take more then horns growing from Obama's forehead, the earth cracking open and demons running a muck, and fire and brimstone falling from the sky to convince you?
    Seeing how none of that is possible without the use of lsd/hallucinogens yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Layedballer View Post
    Seeing how none of that is possible without the use of lsd/hallucinogens yes
    I didn't realize atheists were so dead set on logic that it even meant rejecting hypothetical scenarios with "Doesn't matter, ain't gonna happen...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by IthroZada View Post
    I didn't realize atheists were so dead set on logic that it even meant rejecting hypothetical scenarios with "Doesn't matter, ain't gonna happen...."
    Atheists are actually worse than religious people when it comes to reasoning with them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IthroZada View Post
    I didn't realize atheists were so dead set on logic that it even meant rejecting hypothetical scenarios with "Doesn't matter, ain't gonna happen...."
    Fine, then hypothetically if we left earth and went to another planet(any) wouldn't mans doing of evil(greed, violence etc) end due to the devils reach only extending throughout earth? Or does he live inside all planets?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhig View Post
    For this to actually happen christ had to exist first.
    Since he havent you are just bullshitting us.
    Well.....The man did exist.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhig View Post
    For this to actually happen christ had to exist first.
    Since he havent you are just bullshitting us.
    His name is Putin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturday Saint View Post
    Atheists are actually worse than religious people when it comes to reasoning with them.
    ...no.

    I mean, I know that this year it's cool to be all edgy and say "You know what I hate more than militant religious people? Militant athiests!", but there's no need to be ridiculous.
    ...or not.

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