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    He tasted like chicken. it was barely a mouthful once I got rid of his unedible bits,
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    I think the closest I've ever been to something like this was when, as a child, one of my pet sunfish caught from a local lake decided to leap out of the tank and onto the kitchen floor.

    Whereupon it was devoured by the cat.


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    Admit it. Your fish was an emo fish. Your fish had serious issues, dude. He probably couldnt cry good enough because the water absorbed all his tears.
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    Hilarious.
    And now another great moment from Brannoc's office.
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    He killed himself because you touch yourself at night.

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    Are you really sure you should be getting a new fish? If your pets are prone to suicide, the problem is not the pets.

    Just sayin....

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    I see this thread going to places.

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    Moral of the story: don't eat bacon, it's bad for your fish.

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    Moral of the story: Keep your fish in a covered tank on a hard to reach shelf. Feed them often and change the water occasionally. Tap on the glass. Continue the process for about a year so the fish can never die and it can live it's stupid life bumping into the sides of the tank and plotting your murder.

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    or just don't with fish becuase 90% of them are the fucking suck
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    Hilarious thread necro!
    Seriously though, how did this slip through first time around.
    If anyone can figure out the irony of this thread, i'll personally post a picture of my wonderful cat that I got!
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    Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta? WTF it's fucking Bravo damnit.

    HOLY SHIT. It's all so clear now. This is how it must have gone down.

    Aight so your fucking fish are all chillin N shit getting ready to go on a fucking mission when all of a sudden the SQUAD LEADER, "Beta" comes along and starts ordering all the other fish around and they laugh at his bitch ass because he is the odd fucking fish out I mean for fucks sake. So then your dumbass decides to take your god damned fish with you everywhere you go and the other fish figure he is obviously fucking mentally retarded if he needs to be taken care of all day. This leads to more laughing and name calling N shit so he obviously decided to go batshit insane and jump into your fucking bacon after you started calling him coochie coo. Fuck man, all because you named the bitch Beta.

    Fuck.
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    It's called beta coz it was a beta.
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    I'm not sure if this has been said but...

    Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon ...
    or
    Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo ...

    So some of your fish were Greek and some were Phonetic, but Alpha and Delta were mixed-race?

    Then again, they are fish and they don't care as long as the big air-breathing creatures don't get too close and call them "Meow".

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