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    I was cooking some tasty bacon up in my stove and then my fish did a flip-squiggle in the air and burnt himself alive on my stove. He was too crispy to eat, but it makes me sad that he'd kill himself... and now I have to buy a new fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaier View Post
    I was cooking some tasty bacon up in my stove and then my fish did a flip-squiggle in the air and burnt himself alive on my stove. He was too crispy to eat, but it makes me sad that he'd kill himself... and now I have to buy a new fish.
    Yeah, I agree with what you're saying here.
    My views exactly

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    Poor Bob.

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    What kind of fish? Sucks if he was expensive.

    I know that when I had fish each of them were at least $30, some upwards of $70.

    Hopefully it was a goldfish or a beta or something hehe.

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    HE was a Beta.
    I called him Beta, and I have a few different fish called Alpha Charlie and Delta
    They were a FISH SQUAD T.T
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    Did you eat just the bacon or the bacon and the fish?

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    Wait..you are such a bad pet owner that your fish committed suicide by frying pan, and you want to get another one?!

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    Why the hell is your fish near your stove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tzacharu View Post
    Why the hell is your fish near your stove.
    I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.
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    Haha this is fuckt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaier View Post
    I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.
    Get a new one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaier View Post
    I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.
    Maybe he was just trying to defend you from the evil stove?

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