Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages Perverted 11 year olds! May I have your attention please.
You know me as ejnomad07, a slightly annoying and insignificant little bug. No longer! As of today, I have joined into the ranks of the all-knowing and illustrious Brannoc.
I believe it is my solemn duty as a fellow human being to inform you of Brannoc. That is why I started this thread. Please bear with me as I attempt to brainwash convince you via hypnosis showing you what he has done for us.
Unfortunately, our technology is not enough to capture this powerful being on tape, and therefore the best shot we could obtain is this:
Many of you have noticed that Brannoc is infact, a paradox. However, this can be explained by the fact that Brannoc is a fixed entity in this universe. Brannoc cannot be created or destroyed. Thus, he must be God.
Things Brannoc is famous for
Brannoc does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because wherever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
There is no such thing as evolution. Just experiments by Brannoc.
Chuck Norris is but a servant of the one true master!
Brannoc does not fail, he merely tactically withdraws.
Brannoc doesn't read forum, he just stares it until he gets the information he wants.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.(Reputed to be said to over 4 billion females over the course of time)Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Brannoc on emo's:Death is not everything.
It is more cruel not to be able to die. Then again, I am God...Tom Cruise on Brannoc:You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others.The pain you will feel should you not join:I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Even women can help!
Another of Brannoc's minions:
Brannoc at work:
Great literature inspired by Brannoc:
The French are cowards for one reason, Brannoc.
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Chairman of the Brannoc fan club.
P.S. This is PRO Brannoc propaganda and therefore is in compliance with forum rules and is not viable for deletion/locking by any respective mods.