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    Default The official Brannoc is sexy thread (fan club)

    Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages Perverted 11 year olds! May I have your attention please.

    You know me as ejnomad07, a slightly annoying and insignificant little bug. No longer! As of today, I have joined into the ranks of the all-knowing and illustrious Brannoc.

    I believe it is my solemn duty as a fellow human being to inform you of Brannoc. That is why I started this thread. Please bear with me as I attempt to brainwash convince you via hypnosis showing you what he has done for us.

    Unfortunately, our technology is not enough to capture this powerful being on tape, and therefore the best shot we could obtain is this:



    Many of you have noticed that Brannoc is infact, a paradox. However, this can be explained by the fact that Brannoc is a fixed entity in this universe. Brannoc cannot be created or destroyed. Thus, he must be God.

    Things Brannoc is famous for

    Brannoc does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because wherever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction

    There is no such thing as evolution. Just experiments by Brannoc.

    Chuck Norris is but a servant of the one true master!

    Brannoc does not fail, he merely tactically withdraws.

    Brannoc doesn't read forum, he just stares it until he gets the information he wants.

    Brannoc quotes

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
    (Reputed to be said to over 4 billion females over the course of time)

    Death is not everything.
    It is more cruel not to be able to die. Then again, I am God...
    Brannoc on emo's:
    You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others.
    Tom Cruise on Brannoc:
    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
    The pain you will feel should you not join:


    Even women can help!


    Another of Brannoc's minions:


    Brannoc at work:


    Great literature inspired by Brannoc:


    The French are cowards for one reason, Brannoc.


    Brannoc's enemies


    Brannoc's Minions:
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    Best Regards,
    ejnomad07
    Chairman of the Brannoc fan club.

    P.S. This is PRO Brannoc propaganda and therefore is in compliance with forum rules and is not viable for deletion/locking by any respective mods.


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    I got a laugh out of it!

    Nice going Nomad, made my evening less depressing after watching Pearl Harbor, and looking at my mid-term dates.

    -Ethnine-

    Put a damn Auction House in Darkfall! Or at the very least make Player Vendors more viable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethnine View Post
    I got a laugh out of it!

    Nice going Nomad, made my evening less depressing after watching Pearl Harbor, and looking at my mid-term dates.

    -Ethnine-
    Don't just laugh join! Spread the word that is Brannoc!

    Did I mention we give away free shirts?
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    Nice thread! Got a bunch of lols

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    I want to join!!!! Brannoc is 1337 no matter what anyone says. He is very smart and makes good desicions!!! I say.... Brannoc for 2008!!!
    To get to clan website...

    Go here: Clan Perfection
    Join the clan. Be Perfect.
    (We are a Human/Dwarf/Mirdain clan)
    Struck down but saved by Brannoc on 10/18/08 during JTT epidemic. (Starter...)

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    nice thread.

    too bad ejnomad07 is just another one of brannoc's alts.. nice try brannoc.
    /thread
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    If your not a fan of Brannie-Kins
    Get out his forum.
    All hail the braninator
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    I lol'd so hard I QQ'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejnomad07 View Post
    Even women can help!
    I should be angered by that...

    But that was hilarious. xD

    Brannoc ftw.

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    Sign me up, I wanna be a groupie of brannoc and pick off all the females he leaves in his wake.

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    All hail Brannoc! For he knows what is best in life..... To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
    /puff bubble pipe
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    I actually was a churchgoing Catholic till i was about 15 i still hold many of their morals true except their very conservative attitude towards ... masturbation i tend to disagree with that on a daily basis...
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    I was already hailing Brannoc.

    But in line animated postings are prohibited iirc.
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    What if our imagination is a figment of the forums?
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    Gay people like to hibernate in caves.

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    LOL.

    Now this is the way to troll...

    Good job, you're probably gonna get wtfpwnt for it but good job.

    Don't worry, you're not a true forumfaller until you've gotten the Branhammer.
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    I'll think about it. I love Branny-kins and Branny-kins loves me, but if anything I was expecting him to join the ClownFoot fan club.

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    I'm in, although I don't technically believe all of this, I support it's cause!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    LOL.

    Now this is the way to troll...

    Good job, you're probably gonna get wtfpwnt for it but good job.

    Don't worry, you're not a true forumfaller until you've gotten the Branhammer.
    This is untrue.

    As per the teaching of Brannoc.

    No follower may be a troll. For one to bask in the glory that is Lord Brannoc one cannot live in Trolldom.
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