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    Default Another great actor dead. R.I.P Will Smith

    Actor/Musician Will Smith, Dead At 37

    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Will Smith, the famous actor and musican, has died late Sunday night in his home town of Philadelphia.

    Smith, 37, was killed in a car accident late in the evening. Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.

    One eyewitness who will remain nameless stated "The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror".

    "This is a long sad day for us." Wayne Phillips Philadelphia cheif of police said.

    Will Smith was the second of four children of Caroline and Willard Smith Sr. He grew up in middle class West Philadelphia and got the nickname 'Prince' because of the way he could charm his way out of trouble. Pursuing music, he met Jeff Townes at a party and they soon began performing together as DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After his music sales stated to slide Will began an acting career on the hit TV Show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will basically played himself; a street-smart West Philly kid transplanted to Beverly Hills. The series lasted 6 years. During that time, he ventured into movies where the critics took note of him. In 1996 he had a huge hit with the Blockbuster Independence Day where he played the alien-battling Marine Corps Captain Steven Hiller.

    The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"

    Phillips said "It's a really sad moment for us."





























    Lulz you gaiz fell 4 it kekekkekeke
    Last edited by WhySoSerious; 09-26-2008 at 01:35.

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    Shit. I hadn't heard anything about it. *Shakes head* sad loss.

    [eta] or is this a troll? I didn't read the post in full I just skimmed.
    Last edited by Salo; 09-26-2008 at 01:31.

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    "goes into Darth Vader mode" NoooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOO
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    This could have been much better, i give it an F for FAIL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhySoSerious View Post
    The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"
    You've got to be fucking kidding me. Was this some very subtle fresh prince roll? If not, post a link.

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    I believe we should all post quotes from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in his honor, also link to story?
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    Source or youre a liar.

    edit: I should probably learn to read the whole post... OP is damn annoying.
    Last edited by Morthor; 09-26-2008 at 01:35.


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    LOL, wait, this is such bullshit.
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    I only saw the licence plate bit after I'd posted :P

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    Lie. Not on Wikipedia = untrue.
    I Am, &c,

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    Took 4 days for this one to be released eh?

    FAKE

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    I say ban the op for being a lamer.
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    http://willsmithdead.ytmnd.com/

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith

    ON HIS WIKIPEDIA IT DOESN'T HAVE HIS DOD! SO HE MUST NOT BE DEAD!!! OHH phew.
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    Obvious Troll is obvious, yet some are unaware

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    it is made up shit, google and wikipedia both had nothing
    So I need a new signature... I figured having the same one for the last few years was enough...

    btw gnomes rock

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