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    1. A lifetime supply of money.
    2. Immortality.
    3. To have alot of influence in the world.
    Last edited by Carnifex; 09-24-2008 at 18:33.


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    1) everyone is my slave

    2) Become dictator of the world

    3) Massive Lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnifex View Post
    2. Immortality ( that also means I cannot get any diseases whatsoever, and I am stuck in my 21st year ).
    Immortality doesn't guarantee you being in your 21st year eternally. Besides, if you're the only one who's living that long, you would lose all your friends, etc.

    1. Immune to the socially, physiologically and mentally negative effects of any and all diseases and/or conditions, past, present or future, retroactively.
    2. Swiss style bank account that has 10,000,000 Euros initially, and that will always replace the exact amount spent by me, from this account, instantly.
    3. The persistent, non-limited in terms of time, scale or repetition, ability to grant eternal youth to anyone I wish, including myself.
    Last edited by wizen; 09-24-2008 at 18:32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizen View Post
    Immortality doesn't guarantee you being in your 21st year eternally. Besides, if you're the only one who's living that long, you would lose all your friends, etc.
    Well you know what I meant. It's a bit hard to describe all that.


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    1.God to reveal himself to all humans on the planet
    2.Unification of the human species( all races love and 1 global country)
    3.Elimination of greed,hatred and all evilness in general from the human heart

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    1. The San Diego Chargers (income / entertainment / health care from team doctors).

    2. A good way to generate clean energy.

    3. To be able to delete shit from my start menu.
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    1 - To be a Jumper like in the movie (not a super power)

    2 - Endless supply of money

    3 -Be the single person in control of who is allowed to drive in the USA.

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    1. To be named Emperor Tzacharu of the World and its Future Extra-terrestrial Colonies

    2. To be in a constant orgasmic state for all-eternity

    3. To create a pill that allows immortality.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl Sagan
    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tzacharu View Post
    2. To be in a constant orgasmic state for all-eternity
    It's gonna turn to pain at some point, trust me.


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    Immortality only means you will not die...instead you could age forever wishing for death when your body is to old to do anything but lie in bed.

    What you want instead is eternal youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tzacharu View Post
    2. To be in a constant orgasmic state for all-eternity
    I would pay to watch you try to:

    - eat
    - give a presentation / speech or engage in a debate.
    - watch a family film in a theater
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulambo View Post
    I would pay to watch you try to:

    - eat
    - give a presentation / speech or engage in a debate.
    - watch a family film in a theater
    Good.

    That's how I'd make my money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfar Glory View Post
    1.God to reveal himself to all humans on the planet
    2.Unification of the human species( all races love and 1 global country)
    3.Elimination of greed,hatred and all evilness in general from the human heart
    When the Machine Men come back in 12/21/2012 to proclaim themselves as our gods, we will be united as an entire species against them. There will be an elimination of greed, hatred, and all evilness because we will all be killed off.
    It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.

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    -cryogenically frozen
    -space craft able to explore space without the wait
    -fusion reactor that I can sell unlimited energy to the world cheaply.
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    1. EA goes bankrupt and its entire staff die of unforunate circumstances. I then arrange that (without using a wish) so the media reports this as 'what happens when you make uninspired games'.
    All other game companies,fearing a similiar fate,stop making shitty games/sequels and start making good ones.

    2. I grant myself the ability to,when I die,become a Japanese horror ghost and go around haunt-killing people that activate my cursed items. This will give me something to do in my afterlife for fun. The cursed item will probably be a killer DVD that I mass produce and disguise as the latest shitty overhyped movie,thus giving me lots of victims to haunt.

    3. Enough money to ensure that I'll never need to work again,and can thus spend my time playing games on awesome PC's and on multiple consoles.
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    Two and a half years waiting for the game, and he leaves 5 months later.

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