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    Default You have three wishes - ...AND GO-

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    - No super powers
    - No magical abilities
    - Has to be real world items or solutions

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    1. A supermodel girlfriend who spends her time gaming
    2. A billion euros
    3. Immortality (its not a super power!!)
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    -No stupid wishing rules
    -infinite wishes
    -to be able to un-wish whatever I want

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    -No stupid wishing rules
    -infinite wishes
    -to be able to un-wish whatever I want
    This wins, I'm stealing it
    It's Lethn...if he doesn't sound pissed off then there must be a rift in the space-time continuum - Ultimo
    According to fanbois in order for there to be no problems with an MMORPG you have to imagine it isn't there, well, they say ignorance is bliss.

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    -Money
    -Money!
    -Money!!

    GOD OF SOMETHING!
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    he doesn't pwn he qwn's...that's right, a whole letter more of ownage.

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    1. I wish death upon you.
    2. And you.
    3. And you.

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    1. The highest ever I.Q.
    2. No personality disorders ( since high I.Q.'s usually have something else wrong with them which keeps them from being successful)
    3. perfect memory
    It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viluin View Post
    1. I wish death upon you.
    2. And you.
    3. And you.
    I just wish you could stop farting, its starting to get annoying.
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    (1) Two-term Term limits for all elected officials

    (2) Complete resurection of the Russian Bear so that Euro can find out what it's like when the USA sits this one out.

    (3) Obligitory 5 tons of gold bullion.
    “The Great Depression, like most other periods of severe unemployment, was produced by government mismanagement rather than by any inherent instability of the private economy.” - Milton Friedman

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    Everyone else...keep your hands where I can see them.

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    1) For Hugh Hefner to die and give me his entire estate.

    2) Immortality.

    3) An immortal lifetime supply of Viagra, Cialis, or both.

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    1: An intelligent, beautiful girlfriend who loves to fuck, play guitar, and play mmo's.
    2: A connect who would give me top of the line computer parts for free.
    3: A full ride through the college of my choice, where I need not pay a single cent for the experience.
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    1. The ability to ban users for life from the Internet.
    2. My own Island nation, with 5 million loyal soldiers and weaponry to hold off all the nations of the world.
    3. The skills necessary to steal the bulk of the worlds money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.LichTwitch View Post
    1) For Hugh Hefner to die and give me his entire estate.

    2) Immortality.

    3) An immortal lifetime supply of Viagra, Cialis, or both.
    Do you really wish to be immortal since you could be tortured for an infinite amount of time?
    Imagine you get AIDS and you can't die, that would be, imo, annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zwarp View Post
    Do you really wish to be immortal since you could be tortured for an infinite amount of time?
    Imagine you get AIDS and you can't die, that would be, imo, annoying.
    AIDS would die as soon as it touches me. I'd be like Chuck Norris.

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    1. Remove 99.8% of humans on the planet

    2. Immortality

    3. IQ of 10,000

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