And my generation, at least in America, is doomed. I would like to extend a personal thanks to all of those who are planning on voting for McCain or Obama: you are truly the greatest heroes of all.
For those of you who don't feel like clicking, I'll sum up:
China: "We need a new world currency that doesn't rely on the USD."
In the distance, a turd dropping into a toilet is heard.
tl;dr: The USD is doomed. buy gold while you can.