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    Default How much do you tip at Strip Clubs?

    I went Saturday to a local strip joint with a Buddie of mine for the very first time and I wasn't really sure how much I should be tipping.

    So guys how much should I be tipping:

    When I order a drink
    After a Lapdance
    When I go up close to the stage and get a few seconds of attention

    =)

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    Here's a tip: Only losers go to strip clubs.


    Real men go to brothels imo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by surGeonFFS View Post
    Here's a tip: Only losers go to strip clubs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surGeonFFS View Post
    Here's a tip: Only losers go to strip clubs.


    Real men go to brothels imo.
    Real men watch porn!
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    I treat women the same everywhere, at home or the club. If they listen they get nothing, if they disagree they get to learn a lesson. The system works.

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    Some men don't need strip clubs or any of that fancy stuff, they have special tools.
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    I bring a big bag of quarters myself, and I throw it at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloomrender View Post
    I bring a big bag of quarters myself, and I throw it at them.
    I put them in the built in coin slot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surGeonFFS View Post
    Here's a tip: Only losers go to strip clubs.

    Real men go to brothels imo.
    correction: Real men bring women with them to strip clubs, to watch them get psyched by the strippers. Hot girls you brought with you + strippers = fun later

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    I think that their satisfaction over a job well done should be tip enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by followthereaper View Post
    I went Saturday to a local strip joint with a Buddie of mine for the very first time and I wasn't really sure how much I should be tipping.

    So guys how much should I be tipping:

    When I order a drink
    After a Lapdance
    When I go up close to the stage and get a few seconds of attention

    =)
    Drink: You tip every time you order a drink? I don't.
    Lapdance: No comment, never bothered.
    Stage: Tip as you go (basically if you're up there you should be tipping), the amount varies but generally a few bucks per song works out as a minimum.

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    Doesnt it depend hugely on the quality of the club your at? I mean if the strippers have bullet holes, probably a few dollars or whatever is ok as you go.

    If its a half decent place with decent women and clientale, probably more is expected.

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    Ill give you a few tips, All things I learned when I worked in one.

    Strip clubs are a waste of money.

    All you are doing is supporting the strippers drug habits.

    You are not going to get any from them.

    Alcohol is a waste of money.

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    I dont tip strippers the strippers tip me. Normaly with, Go take a bath you dirty perv!

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    most strippers pay for the shift they work, after a few private dances its paid and everything else the rest of the night is profit. so unless the dance was incredible,simply paying for the dance is acceptable.
    as far as tipping while they are on stage goes a dollar will suffice, uless you want their attention immediatly. showing more money will get u priority attention.

    best advice is to sit at the bar, you wont be hassled as much for private dances that way, and you wont feel obligated to tip a pig thats dancing on stage atm.
    if you do not want the horrible burden of time to weigh you down and crush you to the earth,
    be drunk,continually... baudelaire.

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