Does anybody else's heart leap up when they see a locked thread, so they can scroll to the end and see what kind of diss the locking mod laid down? It's pretty much always more lol-worthy than the thread itself.
Case in point recently
Any other good examples? Mod PMs count tooI'll summarize it for you:
Trolls: Lawl you're racist
Someone who takes the thread too seriously: Wall of text
(And no this isn't mod-sucking. They can blow me)