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    Default Russian Satanist Cannibals!

    http://nordeurope.kp.ru/daily/24160/374185/
    http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/ar...p?artid=525934

    Couldn't find it in English, but...

    A bunch of Russian Satanist cannibals stabbed 4 other Russian youths (1 boy and 3 girls) 666 times each before eating various limbs and body parts. 8 men with connections to the Russian Satanist community are currently held by the police. The 4 youths also had connections with the growing Satanist community in Jaroslavl. 4 of the men held in custody are also under investigation of exhuming a dead woman from a cemetary. They're also known to have eaten a cat.

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    in genrall... russians are fucked up!

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    It's not illegal to eat a cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weeking View Post
    It's not illegal to eat a cat.
    In Russia it seems to be.

    EDIT: Reading through it again, they weren't under investigation for eating a cat, it's only noted that they had eaten one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weeking View Post
    It's not illegal to eat a cat.
    It's illegal in norway.. and sweden, denmark, england... alot of countries!

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    They seem like some good old fashioned fun-loving blokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oniloke View Post
    It's illegal in norway.. and sweden, denmark, england... alot of countries!
    No.. I'm fairly certain it's not.

    Of course, only very few professional butchers deal in cat-meat, so depending on how you kill it you might be guilty of animal abuse, but while I'm no lawyer I do know how to use google and I do know where to find the laws of Denmark.

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    Do those Russian satanists have women in their group as well? *shivers and cowers in a corner*
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    Messed up, i think this takes the cake over that decaptitation etc on that bus in Canada.

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    well, every religion has some fucked up people.
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    I wonder what happens if they lose count stabbing exactly 666 times.

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    Its funny though. They list all there prolific crimes and then at the end. Most heinous crime of all they ate Mr Tibbles the local cat.

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    good old russians, they never leave you dissapointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corpse View Post
    I wonder what happens if they lose count stabbing exactly 666 times.
    they go to heaven...
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    Reality is always more silly and fucked up than any writer would dare write.

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