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    So ok. I have these pain in the ass neighbors and they have done nothing but annoy the fuck out of me and my family. I need a method which i can deploy at night without being detected, preferably something that i can throw over the wall, to take revenge. I was thinking making touch powder but trying to get hold of liquid ammonium is being a bitch for me, and not to mention illegal Iodine Crystals.

    Anyone got ideas on what i can do to piss them off major without any solid evidence leading to me (but not so destructive that a criminal investigation would be worth it). They need to learn that they can go around terrorizing the neighborhood and get away with it.

    any suggestions would be much appreciated accompanied by instructions.

    thanks.

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    Shit sorry... did it again. posted in GD when i though i was in OT...
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    i know... this is the second time i've done this...

    mod, move please, and suggestion please...
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    step 1: gather dog shit in paper bag
    step 2: lob it over to front porch after lighting it on fire
    step 3: ????
    step 4: profit.
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    Find some old food, and toss it over.
    Let the skunks and racoons do their work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kashio View Post
    Find some old food, and toss it over.
    Let the skunks and racoons do their work.
    i live in australia...
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    Look for a potato gun recipe, I'm sure you could figure out something nice with that.

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    Buy 20 rats and release them inside their house, rats will gnaw electrical wires and shit on their floor. Then they have to fill their house with rat poison.

    Termites would be cool too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by squrrilslayer View Post
    i live in australia...
    Dump a couple of crocodiles into their backyard?

    Or poisonous spiders

    Or poisonous snakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin View Post
    Dump a couple of crocodiles into their backyard?

    Or poisonous spiders

    Or poisonous snakes
    har har...
    i live in the suburbs of Gold Coast... no crocs or snakes here. maybe a few spiders but nothing to worry about.

    i though forumfall was more creative than this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by squrrilslayer View Post
    i live in australia...
    Unlucky.

    But what ye should do is hire about 20 hobos to live on thier front garden and pretend they live there.

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    Next time the leave just go take a shit in their yard and then whipe your ass with their newspaper. Simple but effective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rahavin View Post
    step 1: gather dog shit in paper bag
    step 2: lob it over to front porch after lighting it on fire
    step 3: ????
    step 4: profit.
    something more serious than that. something actually destructive.

    they just smashed off my door camera/door bell and took off with it. Before, they chained a gas bottle to my gate, before that, they egged my house, before that, the drove up my driveway and floored their car and left huge skid marks down my driveway damaging the paint, and before that, they came over to my house and thought they could bully me into submission (which i then got a good and peaceful behavior bond out against them). I want to fuck them over without throwing a rock through the window or something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by squrrilslayer View Post
    something more serious than that. something actually destructive.

    they just smashed off my door camera/door bell and took off with it. Before, they chained a gas bottle to my gate, before that, they egged my house, before that, the drove up my driveway and floored their car and left huge skid marks down my driveway damaging the paint, and before that, they came over to my house and thought they could bully me into submission (which i then got a good and peaceful behavior bond out against them). I want to fuck them over without throwing a rock through the window or something...

    I'm sorry, people just don't behave this way just for the fuck of it.

    Why don't you include what you've been doing to them that has prompted this behavior by your neighbors?

    Say for example, if you were some perverted peeping tom who kept looking in my window and fapping against the side of my house, you're goddamned right I'd do what I could to get you to move away.

    There are three sides to every story, yours, the one we'll obviously never hear and the cold hard truth.

    Cough it up boy, cough it up.
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