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    Default Chinese pig gives birth to mutant pigmonkey

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html?menu=

    the link has a picture.

    a pig gave birth to 5 piglets, one of which resembles a cross between a pig and a monkey. instead of a snout, it has simian facial features, and its back legs are abnormally long so instead of walking it jumps around.


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    Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

    Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

    "It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

    He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

    Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

    "My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

    "But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

    Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.
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    Im unsure of what else to post, other than 'WHAT THEEE FUCK?' so that will do.

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    That not a pig monkey thats just surly before he puts on his make up and suit.
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    it looks to me like a pink gorilla with hooves.
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    Bet it would make a fine stew.

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    I want one!

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    neat

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    I wonder what it tastes like.
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    Evolution at work, now we have a new slave race to use to clean our toilets and pick our fruit! Wont have to pay them anything but slop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by [LoD] EE View Post
    Evolution at work, now we have a new slave race to use to clean our toilets and pick our fruit! Wont have to pay them anything but slop!
    Wouldn't that put you of a job though?
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    Thats one sexy pigmonkey.
    You have a Wonderful day.



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    Boo fuckity hoo
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    I saw this on BuzzFeed. "Wtf!?" is the most appropriate reaction.
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    Guess the lord gets to play spore too.

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    Call it a Ponkey,

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    Farmers need to stop humping their pork.

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