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    Default A problem with the GF. Help!

    So my girlfriend has been acting really strange lately. She's been throwing up in the morning sometimes and always loses her apetite really quickly after she craved something so bad that I had to drive to the store and get it. She's also been having some really bad mood swings.

    I saw a documentary on youtube about indian exorcism and I thought that maybe I should take her to see a priest. She has all the symptoms that those possesed girls had and I'm really starting to worry. I think that tomorrow I'm going to take her to the church down the street from my house. Has anyone had any experiences like this before and give any help about what the priest and I should do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo Del' Torre View Post
    Fuck that, do the exorcism!

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    Stop, take some time to think. Figure out whats important to you. You have to make a serious decision.

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    Go buy a pregnancy test and cross your fingers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matriel View Post
    Go buy a pregnancy test and cross your fingers.
    Fuck that, do the exorcism!
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    omg, like, can I have your autograph or something? :-)

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    Its not you'r kid.

    Me naked

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    Get a real one.
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    has she ate at mcdonalds anytime recently?

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    Please post pics. Then I can tell you if it may be mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Largion View Post
    Its not you'r kid.
    Paternity test inc...
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    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matriel View Post
    Go buy a pregnancy test and cross your fingers.
    Pretty much this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matriel View Post
    Go buy a pregnancy test and cross your fingers.
    But we decided that we were saving ourselves until marriage so she can't be pregnant. The only other option I see is the priest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo Del' Torre View Post
    Fuck that, do the exorcism!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lejar View Post
    But we decided that we were saving ourselves until marriage so she can't be pregnant. The only other option I see is the priest.

    Me naked

    Quote Originally Posted by fhrafnsson View Post
    You don't always have to run faster than the ganker. Running faster than your friend is often good enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lejar View Post
    But we decided that we were saving ourselves until marriage so she can't be pregnant. The only other option I see is the priest.
    get perma drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lejar View Post
    But we decided that we were saving ourselves until marriage so she can't be pregnant. The only other option I see is the priest.
    Okay, you have to be trolling...
    Quote Originally Posted by coder1024 View Post
    omg, like, can I have your autograph or something? :-)

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    Do Falcon punch!
    There is no spoon.

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