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  1. #1
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    Default Think you're badass?

    Unless you made this list, chances are you aren't.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16497...-in-balls.html
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    Hello to all of the new beta testers! It's good to see that you all finally made it in. It's been so lonely without you.

    Prepare to die.

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    Good read. Though Chuck Norris should be number 1 on every list that has somethign to do with being bad ass.
    I won the sexecutive thread

    Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. - Don Hirschberg

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    This post would have been better if the list was included rather than just linked.
    DELICIOUS
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    Lol, "...that would have killed most of us twice, and some of us three times"

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    Finally he freed himself, gave Death one last manly smile and found some help. He ended up losing the arm but had it replaced by a bitching climbing ax, accomplishing in one step what we hope evolution does for the rest of us over the next few million years.
    lmfao
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    100% Pure fucking awesome. Sig me.

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    I've heard the one about Aron Ralston, like a million times. That's a pretty badass list, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zuku View Post
    Granted, the dial-up thing is likely history. I mean, when the devs. first said that, Alexander Graham Bell was still alive.

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    You could make a thread about pretty much every article on cracked although this is definitely one of the better ones.

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    Needs a poll imo.
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    Welcome to OT, your 15 minutes are up.

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    I was one of the brazilian fisherman who helped rescuing number 4!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeblebrox View Post
    I was one of the brazilian fisherman who helped rescuing number 4!
    I was one of the Germans on the U-Boat not helping rescue number 4!

    Quote Originally Posted by charli_p View Post
    This is my first foray into the Darkfall community and I'm heartened by the sense and maturity of the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaorn View Post
    I was one of the Germans on the U-Boat not helping rescue number 4!
    I was one of the sharks smart enough to not challenge number 4 to combat!
    91.53% of forum-goers copy a blatantly made-up statistic from someone else's profile and paste it in their signature, so they may pretend that they are acting as an individual.

    If you're one of the 8.47% that instead choose to think for themselves, paste this into your signature.

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    I am just thinking; how do you raise or discipline a child that just took 6 bullets for you?
    - "Look Honey, I know you took a couple of bullets in the face for Mom, but you still can't have any more ice cream." - That just doesn't fly.
    [..] the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.

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    Holy fuckingshit, #6 and #1 are insane.

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    meh. stfu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaorn View Post
    I was one of the Germans on the U-Boat not helping rescue number 4!
    I was the mountain climber who lol'd for three minutes as the stewardess hit the ground for three minutes!

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