View Poll Results: How should Helgeran ease his suffering?

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Thread: I suffer!

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    Default I suffer!

    So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helgeran View Post
    So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?
    Suck something
    Yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helgeran View Post
    So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?
    Echinacea, but you really should have started it when you first started getting sick.

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    How is that suffering? You don't have to go to school!!!

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    Watch some porn and take your mind off your ailment.
    Who cares if you can't breath through your nose or have sluggish co-ordination. The best victories are those ones you have to work hardest for.

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    Send "get well" cards to yourself!
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    Take a couple shots of nyquil and sleep it off.
    "Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure."
    --Robert LeFevre

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    TRSA

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    If you're like me, then snorting salt water may help when you have anything that even remotely resembles a flu.

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    12g of paracetamol.

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    eat mcdo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viluin View Post
    If you're like me, then snorting salt water may help when you have anything that even remotely resembles a flu.
    Recipe is on glass of water with as much salt as you can get...

    Seriously, find a doctor to prescribe you alcohol (medical stuff, over 95% thingie), mix with anything you like. Instant cure...or atleast you don´t give a shit anymore.
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    Heroin is the only cure for the flu, I suggest doing as much as you can.
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    Stick your tongue in the electricity plug, it'll kill off all the bad bacteria in your body.
    Also, cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    Recipe is on glass of water with as much salt as you can get...
    Just a teaspoon. And it was not a joke, actually. It always makes me feel better, it kinda works like nasal spray. I think Jangang taught me about it on this very forum.

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    I finding sniffing pickle juice helps. I'm actually serious.


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