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    Default Structural Massages Hurt!

    But you feel awesome when its over.

    You have been told!

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    Shiatsu / tweena is where its at. It balances your chi right the fuck out.
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    I've never had a Shiatsu massage, I'll have to ask for one.

    I get them free. =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jangang View Post

    I get them free. =P
    I get superfluous information for free too!
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    A good blowjob balances my chi out.

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    While your down there...

























    Balance my Chi bitch!

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    Theres this Chinese massage place down the street a bit. That ladys daughter gives good front side massages.

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    long as i get the happy ending....
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    this just in!
    Chi is fucking bullshit
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    i need one... my back is in painage

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