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    Default How come I don't think of something like this?

    http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosy...light-ipad.png

    Are you speechless, or just surprised no one thought of this earlier? Behold: The Fleshlight Holding iPad Case for all your, you know, needs.

    Let’s not qualify that with an adjective; it speaks for itself. Now, it’s worth noting two things here.

    This is neither a real thing — it’s a concept mockup — nor is it officially endorsed by Fleshlight in any way, shape, or form.

    Last thing we need is letters from Fleshlight to start showing up at the Geekosystem office.

    But yeah. This is a thing someone thought of. Welcome to the future, everyone.

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    There's already some kind of device, I remember stumbling upon it once on the interweb, wich does about the same.
    You plug some kind of sex toy on your tv, and it acts like a controller, and whatever motion you make is transcribed into "the game" - "the game" beeing a naked lady.

    edit : I'll take ten.
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    I find that "invention" rather depressing tbh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqarak View Post
    I find that "invention" rather depressing tbh...
    but does it surprise you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    but does it surprise you?
    Not at all.
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    These advertising bots keep getting better and better!
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    Hahahahahhahahahaha!
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    Somehow I doubt having the screen right on top of my penis would make it more immersive.

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    I found the Japanese "Fleshlight" that tracked your stats more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muddymess View Post
    I found the Japanese "Fleshlight" that tracked your stats more interesting.
    Imagine a japanese hentai fleshlight community were they boast about their stats on the forums with a realtime stat-tracking signature : P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makgyver View Post
    Imagine a japanese hentai fleshlight community were they boast about their stats on the forums with a realtime stat-tracking signature : P
    It had online posting functionality, so not entirely impossible...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chipatama View Post
    There's already some kind of device, I remember stumbling upon it once on the interweb, wich does about the same.
    You plug some kind of sex toy on your tv, and it acts like a controller, and whatever motion you make is transcribed into "the game" - "the game" beeing a naked lady.

    edit : I'll take ten.
    This? Obviously NSFW.

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    Whats sad about this.. is how many men are so sick of womens bullshit that they would rather have a device like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milo Hobgoblin View Post
    Whats sad about this.. is how many men are so sick of womens bullshit that they would rather have a device like this.
    Lol and boo-fuckity-hoo. If a guy comes to the point that he is sick of women's bullshit it might be time for some self-reflection. The guy might be an asshole himself or have poor taste in women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqarak View Post
    Lol and boo-fuckity-hoo. If a guy comes to the point that he is sick of women's bullshit it might be time for some self-reflection. The guy might be an asshole himself or have poor taste in women.
    I find relationships to be rather annoying to be honest, not to the point of not wanting to dip in but enough not to get into one.

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