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    Default Women legally marries corporate 'person' (video)

    Women legally marries corporate 'person' (video)

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    Corporations are people too! This is the united states of plutocracy.

    Here is a transcript of the pastor:

    I greet you in the name of Mammon and invite you to enter into this “holy time” with glad and generous hearts as together we celebrate the wedded immortality of Corporate Person with the mortal flesh of Angela Marie Vogel. We gather knowing that the love that binds them together will end in the grief and tragedy of Angela’s mortal death even as Corporate Person lives on marrying again and again with the adoration and support of shareholders world-wide. But today we celebrate this moment, this consummation of ecstasy and attraction. We celebrate these bonds of affection as Corporate Person with stony indifference evokes yet another merger of yet another possession — this one, like others before her and others that will come after, beautiful, unique and highly desired … full of potential and full of hope. Angela of flesh, blood and bone offers herself to Corporate Person as yet another object to be used, abused and cast away when no longer profitable. But deliriously expectant that this time Corporate Person will be different!


    For Angela, dear, sweet victim of corporate propaganda, she has been swept up in a love that knows no boundaries, nor limits, nor moral concerns … what really does it matter that Corporate Person is merely a legal fiction? What really does it matter that he will look upon her as a business interest to be exploited and sacrificed for greater interests and profit? What really does it matter — for Angela has found her Rock, the one who will secure and protect her … and even though Corporate Person cannot himself display ecstasy, adoration and actual concern for another life-form, he can still produce Viagra, pornography and sex-toys as distractions of amusement. In the end Angela comes before us, as has millions before her full of hopes and dreams and expectations … but at least in this case Angela knows they can never be fulfilled — so since a girl can’t have everything she might as well have unlimited amounts of corporate cash. We celebrate this common sense wisdom, this worldly craftiness, this cold characteristic of capitalism as each, Corporate Person & Angela Marie Vogel, marry for their own self interest.

    Let us prey:

    PRAYER Oh benevolent Mammon for whom all of life bows and submits just to increase your influence — we shareholders within your commonwealth of greed come now before Thee seeking blessing and grace for our fictional friend Corporate Person and his soon to be cast-aside wife Angela Marie Vogel. Pour out your Moneyed Spirit upon them so that they might unite both Corporate and Human energies to defeat any challenges to their union: through your power in them smite Initiative 103 and all other attempts to limit Corporate control, smite all attempts to grant human rule, human reason, or human desire, the priority of care. We are so grateful to you Creator Mammon for corrupting democracy and buying off politicians, we are thankful that through you we can now give up on that old quaint experiment of human beings as independent actors —today we celebrate our absorption into the new image of corporate commodification of all flesh, blood and bone. As Angela offers her life in submission, may we also offer our own. All in the name of the brave new world, the brave new future, the brave new evolution of corporate control in whom we seek security.

    Amen.

    THE QUESTIONS

    Corporate Person, do you choose this mortal woman to be your wedded wife, to live with her in the commodified state of matrimony? Will you insert her into your purposes, structure her life to increase your value, receive her adoration as chains to enslave her? Will you silence her voice, surveil her movements, monitor her vagina, and restrict her opinions while increasing the illusion of her choices as long as she remains your property, an object of your lack of affection?

    (shareholders respond WE WILL)

    Angela, do you choose this legal fiction to be your wedded husband, to live with him in the commodified state of matrimony? Will you love, honor and serve him in sickness and in health, in prosperity and in poverty, will you practice kindness and consideration toward him, will you defend his reputation and continually give up your time, talent, treasure and trophies for his pleasure and gain, will you forsake all other loyalties and priorities, being faithful only unto him as long as you shall live? (I will)

    WILL THE CONGREGATION PLEASE STAND? Will you give your blessing to Corporate Person and Angela Marie Vogel and promise to do all that you can to support them in their marriage of corporation and flesh?

    OBJECTIONS:

    Is there any fool here who might object — anyone that might have reason to be concerned with this commodified union? (Jeff Reifman I-103)

    PASTORAL BLESSING:

    Let us not be inhabited by such a fool —turn away from him, go back to shopping, distract yourself with amusements, don’t worry —BE HAPPY and have a nice day!

    In celebration of this merger let us each reach deep into our pocketbooks and take out a symbol of that which is most sacred and holy of all — let us show the benevolent power of our Corporate Lords & Masters by taking out a $1 bill —

    Is there anyone here among us who is homeless? Down & out? In need of a buck? In need of moneyed love? —If so could you just raise your hand and those around such a one just give that person a wedding gift of love … give that a person your dollar of luv —your sacred gift of treasure.

    Receive this gift as a small token of the benevolence of the Corporate-Government-Military –Market merger that now rules the land of the once free.

    Let us say AMEN !!!

    THE PRONOUNCEMENT Because Corporate Person and Angela Marie Vogel have consented together in commodified matrimony, having pledged to each other their faithfulness before Mammon and this public politically enslaved gathering: on behalf of our true religion, the worship of the dollar, and in compliance with the laws of this land, I pronounce that they are, from this day forward, husband and wife, one corporate flesh to the glory of Mammon and to the devastation of all the earth and its resources.

    Corporate Person and Angela may your children become sacrifices in war for greater market gain, may your wealth be without end, may your desire for more always be insatiable. May you begin every day in expectation of profit, and end every night resting secure in each other’s bank accounts. May your continuous lies never be revealed, may your lawlessness never be held accountable, may your theft be forgiven, and may you own this nation lock, stock and barrel until freedom is no more.

    You may kiss and merge — and we may applaud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova88 View Post
    Women legally marries corporate 'person' (video)

    Corporations are people too! This is the united states of plutocracy.

    Here is a transcript of the pastor:
    Your birth certificate is a corporate person. And via that you (and by you I mean you mother signed it for you at an age where you had no chance of saying no) have signed contract with the corporation that is government.

    Research the maritime admiralty law. The law of the sea. Under which rule we're all subjects to.

    The sarcastic short explanation.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7K6P7hlko

    Another good vid on the subject.
    http://youtu.be/Xbp6umQT58A
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bissen View Post
    Your birth certificate is a corporate person. And via that you (and by you I mean you mother signed it for you at an age where you had no chance of saying no) have signed contract with the corporation that is government.

    Research the maritime admiralty law. The law of the sea. Under which rule we're all subjects to.
    Yeah I know a little about what you are talking about. Isn't this used in order to remove certain human rights from people because they are no longer an actual person but a "person's corporation"? I just remember that this was a loophole for the government to exploit people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova88 View Post
    Women legally marries corporate 'person' (video)

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    Corporations are people too! This is the united states of plutocracy.

    Here is a transcript of the pastor:
    so if the corporation goes bankrupt does she herit of everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bissen View Post
    Your birth certificate is a corporate person. And via that you (and by you I mean you mother signed it for you at an age where you had no chance of saying no) have signed contract with the corporation that is government.

    Research the maritime admiralty law. The law of the sea. Under which rule we're all subjects to.

    The sarcastic short explanation.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7K6P7hlko

    Another good vid on the subject.
    http://youtu.be/Xbp6umQT58A
    If that followed the narrative of a more marxist anarchist model it might have something. Sadly though its just a ruse using marxist history to justify anarcho capitalism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wufiavelli View Post
    If that followed the narrative of a more marxist anarchist model it might have something. Sadly though its just a ruse using marxist history to justify anarcho capitalism.
    In anarcho capitalism you and your like minded would be free to create your little marxists utopia. While the other way around you would have me give you money for purposes you find good.

    How's that for moral? Freedom is good. Forced shit is bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova88 View Post
    Yeah I know a little about what you are talking about. Isn't this used in order to remove certain human rights from people because they are no longer an actual person but a "person's corporation"? I just remember that this was a loophole for the government to exploit people.
    Such as the common law: right to free travel. Since we are a corporate person and you signed and agreed to their policy when you got their license you have to agree to their statues, show proof of insurance, registration, and your ID.

    You can get rid of your corporate name though(In roman times they used CAPITALIZED letters to show a slave, if you look on your license its capitalized) and send your license back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForzikTheFeared View Post
    Such as the common law: right to free travel.
    Or as it's called under the law of the sea. Transport. Transfer port. Legalese killed real language.

    Quote Originally Posted by ForzikTheFeared View Post
    You can get rid of your corporate name though(In roman times they used CAPITALIZED letters to show a slave, if you look on your license its capitalized) and send your license back.
    Which is why every time you get a letter from government your name is written in capital letters. It isn't you being addressed though. It's your strawman.

    NO CONTRACT. RETURN TO SENDER.
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    I never understood why lefties get all worked up over the concept of corporate "personhood".

    It's just a legal abstraction for the purposes of contractual law or disputes, nobody is actually calling a corporation an actual human being with human rights. Corporations are groupings of human beings (who do have human rights), but their human essence and rights are not not personally attached to this corporate entity and not themselves on contracts (the corporation as an institution is). So for the purposes of legal contractual mechanics, in courts/law the corporation is presented as a distinct "person".

    These arguements are just an emotional reaction to the semantics, from people who don't understand at all the logic or reasons for this term. But please, if you have a better idea, please let the world know, because we're all waiting for you to reform 1000 years of established jurisprudence.

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    Completely apathetic in this situation.

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    If you start a daughter company, do you get child support for the first 18 months?
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    So that's what I drove past.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bissen View Post

    Which is why every time you get a letter from government your name is written in capital letters. It isn't you being addressed though. It's your strawman.

    NO CONTRACT. RETURN TO SENDER.
    Hmm, well the only letters I get from the government tell me how much cash they deposited into my strawman's bank account. I guess it's fraud for withdrawing that shit?

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