Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no.
You went full retard, man... never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam - went full retard, went home empty handed.
Son, I don’t relish shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun, so why don’t you just shuffle along?I can't go on. I'll go on.
That really is a great idea.
Some people are really into the acquisition of these superficial items/titles, and people are also enthralled with the idea of leveling quickly (I was like this when I was younger, in this sort of game). Let these guys provide the cash flow while the rest of ya'll F2P a pretty good game (allegedly).
Furthermore, I think that these iPhone games have really proved how trivially people will spend their cash in $1-5 chunks. These games make huge profits selling trivial items (like a red dress for your neopet or something) on PHONE games.
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