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    Default Humans are pretty effing cool eh?

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    and just think, they used to be monkeys!
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    Sounds horrible.

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    I'm pretty confused. Do you still legitimately not believe in evolution?

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    We didn't evolve from monkeys, humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes either. We share a common ancestor with modern apes, like gorillas and chimps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makgyver View Post
    We didn't evolve from monkeys, humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes either. We share a common ancestor with modern apes, like gorillas and chimps.
    My first language isnt english but isnt monkey a synonym of ape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnarok Delrhe View Post
    My first language isnt english but isnt monkey a synonym of ape?
    No, apes are different breeds than monkeys, but they're both primates.

    http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-...s-and-apes.htm

    And we humans, along with gorillas and orangoutans enter the Great Ape category, or Homonids.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

    At OP, we're still monkeys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokstarr View Post
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    and just think, they used to be monkeys!
    who is they? Are you not a human? In that case you mean us right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnarok Delrhe View Post
    My first language isnt english but isnt monkey a synonym of ape?
    No, but i understand it's confusing because the unevolved language of noobs aka french doesn't have a word for ape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunther TheBlack View Post
    No, but i understand it's confusing because the unevolved language of noobs aka french doesn't have a word for ape.
    On utilise le Grand Singe.

    Et au moins, en francais, la difference n'existe pas. Ce qui est particulierement pertinent, quand on est a l'encontre de debiles se croyant etre autre chose que des animaux, ou une espece de singe superieure aux autres.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vor'Dus[DiE] View Post
    who is they? Are you not a human? In that case you mean us right?
    Rokstarr is an alien, he thinks some being from outer space who goes by the name of God created him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makestro View Post
    Rokstarr is an alien, he thinks some being from outer space who goes by the name of God created him.
    Makestro is a monkey, he thinks a single cell which came alive in a soup of chemicals eventually created him, and that at some point in his lineage his greatgrandfather x 10^10 was a poop thrower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makgyver View Post
    We didn't evolve from monkeys, humans are more similar to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes either. We share a common designer with modern apes, like gorillas and chimps.
    Fixt that for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vor'Dus[DiE] View Post
    who is they? Are you not a human? In that case you mean us right?
    I was already speaking about 'humans' in the third person.
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    Evolution will turn out to be like relativity: Debunked.

    The difference between humans and apes though, is the ability to think for themselves whilst apes can barely even think at all. This is the only thing that gives the current theory of evolution credence when it says we come from Apes; most of us are unable to think for ourselves and as a result believe what we're told.

    This is also why the US political scene is in such bad shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMan View Post
    Evolution will turn out to be like relativity: Debunked.

    The difference between humans and apes though, is the ability to think for themselves whilst apes can barely even think at all. This is the only thing that gives the current theory of evolution credence when it says we come from Apes; most of us are unable to think for ourselves and as a result believe what we're told.

    This is also why the US political scene is in such bad shape.
    Go live and think for yourself in the african jungle as well as a gorilla does and survive.

    Then come back, or not.

    "Debunked", fucking lol...

    The only difference between us and them is that they actually live with evolution much better us by feeling no imaginative pressure to question themselves with it. Whilst we're so far high in our own imaginative sky all the time, such knowledge appears like a new discovery to us, hundreds of thousands years later, having flown away from it with the aid of religion, totally decimated our environment, and thinking "it's only matter" for so long.

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