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    Default Baby Jesus holding an airplane toy in 1460 potrait

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    everyone check out this image. Look at that toy that the baby is holding.


    it resembles this toy http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/...oy-250x250.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuruptix View Post
    http://squib.homestead.com/jesus-helo.jpg



    everyone check out this image. Look at that toy that the baby is holding.


    it resembles this toy http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/...oy-250x250.jpg

    WTF
    when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


    PS: that was ironic.

    PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnarok Delrhe View Post
    when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


    PS: that was ironic.

    PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?
    I doubt there are any real portraits of baby jesus. Or grown up jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muddymess View Post
    I doubt there are any real portraits of baby jesus. Or grown up jesus.
    they probably did make paint portraits but probably not the ones we see in paints today and certainly not for the son of a carpenter.

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    I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnarok Delrhe View Post
    they probably did make paint portraits but probably not the ones we see in paints today and certainly not for the son of a carpenter.
    dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnarok Delrhe View Post
    when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


    PS: that was ironic.

    PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?
    You can always gang up on the most jewish kid in the block and beat him with sticks pretending he's jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zato`1 View Post
    dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?
    No, jesus didn't exist. Paul made the whole thing up. Unless you are so naive that you'd believe anyone who came to you and told you they had a vision in the desert and to follow them?
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    Jesus was GINGER?

    My mind = blown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zato`1 View Post
    dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?
    I dont remember, it's kind of long ago. I also assume that the catholic church as any other sect like muslim, jewish(wut?), etc. are full of shit, and the vast majority of their sayings are actually lies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zato`1 View Post
    dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?
    His youth is unknown. Basically it goes from born in a manger to Jesus in his 20's.

    I'm agnostic but always thought the muslim version of Jesus probably made more sense (assuming Jesus did exist)... it made me roflmfao the first time I watched: "The Muslim Jesus" to see the similarities and differences between the two http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...03235708840999

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    all of you guys are missing the point


    there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


    WTF that's crazy




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuruptix View Post
    all of you guys are missing the point


    there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


    WTF that's crazy
    its not, its just some basic crappy wodden toy for the rich people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuruptix View Post
    all of you guys are missing the point


    there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


    WTF that's crazy
    Helicopter flight was probably the first type of flight envisioned by man. The idea dates back to ancient China, where children played with homemade tops of slightly twisted feathers attached to the end of a stick. They would rapidly spin the stick between their hands to generate lift and then release the top into free flight.
    also Da Vinci lived during the 1400's and experimented with helicopters that could lift people, I'm sure rich kids had those toys by then. That knowledge probably inspired him to want to make a larger one to lift a man....
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    Those are clearly the WTC in the background.

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