View Poll Results: What should I put down as my religion?

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  • Jedi

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  • Pastafarian

    3 8.82%
  • Bewbz

    15 44.12%
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    Default The UK 2011 Census

    Has just come through my door! It's an infringement of my rights dammit! It's not like it occurs every 10 years and gives the government an idea of what services they need to put money in to and how much...

    I bet it's Obama's fault.


    So tell me, what should I put in the religion field?
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    supreme cult of the AIDS launcher

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    anorexic impotence
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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    Has just come through my door! It's an infringement of my rights dammit! It's not like it occurs every 10 years and gives the government an idea of what services they need to put money in to and how much...

    I bet it's Obama's fault.


    So tell me, what should I put in the religion field?
    UK...rights....

    Why don't they just analyze the CCTV footage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachsucht View Post
    UK...rights....

    Why don't they just analyze the CCTV footage?
    Because they'd have to pay someone to do that and my taxes would increase for it.
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    census is awesome

    statistics turn me on
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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    Because they'd have to pay someone to do that and my taxes would increase for it.
    Good point.

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    Draw a penis in all fields.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Suncross View Post
    Draw a penis in all fields.
    I'm interested to see if I could actually get away with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    I'm interested to see if I could actually get away with that.
    Go ahead and do it, and if they question you, you'll just have to do it again. I doubt etchasketch penis will get you jail time


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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    I'm interested to see if I could actually get away with that.
    The fine is up to a thousand pounds if you dont do this right. good luck.
    http://a.imageshack.us/img163/1084/levion.jpg

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    Hmm. Jedi is already in after the last census, but Bewbz could work. I'm gonna put that on mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by radicalhit View Post
    The fine is up to a thousand pounds if you dont do this right. good luck.
    The fine for not completing and returning a 2011 Census questionnaire is up to £1,000. You may also have to pay costs.

    The amount of the fine for not completing the 2011 Census questionnaire will be determined in each individual case by the magistrate.

    The fine is subject to level 3 on the standard scale under the Criminal Justice Act.

    Any revision to the Criminal Justice Act could change the fine for an offence under the Census Act 1920.
    Ouch.

    Looks like I'm not going to be drawing penises in the fields.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    Ouch.

    Looks like I'm not going to be drawing penises in the fields.
    Pfft, that's just a fine for not completing it. There's nothing regarding penis pictures.
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    AV can be happy that im not near to greece, otherwise i would leave them a BIG SHIT @ the Entrance, every morning. Just to say how fucking shitty they are!

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