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    Default Why is my pee yellow

    3 months ago I sort of went on a diet, I basically just watch my calories, cut out every liquid except for water (warm tea when I was sick), and exercise around an hour a day, so why is my pee yellow today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedicake View Post
    3 months ago I sort of went on a diet, I basically just watch my calories, cut out every liquid except for water (warm tea when I was sick), and exercise around an hour a day, so why is my pee yellow today?
    Because it's normal? Your piss is only purely clear when you are very very hydrated and water diludes your piss.

    Your piss also gets heavily yellow/orange when you take plenty vitamin supplements.
    Last edited by F.D.Roosevelt; 03-07-2011 at 22:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.D.Roosevelt View Post
    Because it's normal? Your piss is only purely clear when you are very very hydrated and water diludes your piss.

    Your piss also gets heavily yellow/orange when you take plenty vitamin supplements.
    Oh. Fuck.

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    It is my goal in life to pee purple.

    Please, oh heroes of forumfall, help me in my pursuit of this grand achievement!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nate4449 View Post
    It is my goal in life to pee purple.

    Please, oh heroes of forumfall, help me in my pursuit of this grand achievement!
    Keep punching your kidneys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nate4449 View Post
    It is my goal in life to pee purple.

    Please, oh heroes of forumfall, help me in my pursuit of this grand achievement!
    Fill a condom with grape kool-aid mix.
    Put on condom.

    Start to piss, while holding the condom tightly. As soon as the condom begins to bubble, poke the tip with a needle to burst it.

    Voila.


    (That's the best I've got for you)
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    nacitar has never used any (to my knowledge) exploit maneuvers, glitches, and/or bugs... He has always been adamant in his ways, ... having been totally legit since launch, a feat many of us have failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abaratican View Post
    Fill a condom with grape kool-aid mix.
    Put on condom.

    Start to piss, while holding the condom tightly. As soon as the condom begins to bubble, poke the tip with a needle to burst it.

    Voila.
    This is the best advice that I have ever recieved from an internet forum. Ever.


    It's also true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abaratican View Post
    Fill a condom with grape kool-aid mix.
    Put on condom.

    Start to piss, while holding the condom tightly. As soon as the condom begins to bubble, poke the tip with a needle to burst it.

    Voila.


    (That's the best I've got for you)
    Where the fuck do these kids come up with this kind of stuff? It baffles me everyday in OT reading crazy shit like this.

    TY internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nate4449 View Post
    It is my goal in life to pee purple.

    Please, oh heroes of forumfall, help me in my pursuit of this grand achievement!
    drink blood?
    http://i.imgur.com/vSFvJ.png

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    Are you implying your pee was not yellow during the previous 3 months?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viluin View Post
    Are you implying your pee was not yellow during the previous 3 months?
    Actually after considering his intitial response, it's a really bad troll.

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    I've found the more sodium you consume, and the less water or other liquids, the stronger colored your pee will be, and if you take too much sodium or other unnecessary vitamins your pee will burn.

    I always find it funny when people buy Vitamin & mineral tablets. You're, in essence, buying very expensive tablet based urine. If you want your pee to be perfectly painless and clear, just make sure you drink lots and lots of water.
    Last edited by Death's Chill; 03-08-2011 at 03:00.


    Yummy.

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    If you are not peeing clear, you are not hydrated enough.


    go drink even more water, you fucking active slut.
    We should celebrate March 2013 as the month Off-Topic went Full Retard.

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    It's actually never hurt when I peed.


    That is normal, right?

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    Sometimes my foreskin gets in the way and I pee everywhere like a sprinkler.

    That is normal, right?

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