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    Default Dear parents

    "Dear parents,

    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

    Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us"


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    win, so very true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    "Dear parents,

    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

    Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us"

    Are you trying to tell us you're a lying thief that lives with seven dirty homeless boys that you put out for upon introduction and sneaks out to attend parties?
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    this is like watching a bunch of retards talk about another bunch of retards just because they have a different form of retardation.

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    The Little Mermaid explains why girls still smell like fish when they spread their legs. Beauty & The Beast show that bestiality is quite romantic and The Princess & The Frog shows how licking toads opens new and magical worlds.
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    What kind of mothers did you have? I watched war movies as a kid, not this disney little girl bullshit, no wonder you're all a bunch of pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makestro View Post
    What kind of mothers did you have? I watched war movies as a kid, not this disney little girl bullshit, no wonder you're all a bunch of pussies.
    I watched The Naked Lunch, over and over.


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    I grew up watching chow yun fat kill 300 people a day in the better tomorrow series.

    I also watched alladin.
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    They were called Grimm's Fairy Tales for a reason...you should read the originals....

    Except for sleeping Beauty...read Ann Rice's trilogy on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    "Dear parents,

    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

    Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us"

    Didn't I see this on Lamebook somewhere?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irenor View Post
    Didn't I see this on Lamebook somewhere?
    I saw it on a friend's blog

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    Quote Originally Posted by sqarak View Post
    the princess & the frog shows how licking toads opens new and magical worlds.
    epic!

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    Give your daughters a HTC Evo so we can get some high quality pictures and video of them in the bathroom that they love to spread around the net.

    But please, no duck face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [LoD] EE View Post
    But please, no duck face.
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    Btw did you guys also know the Disney princesses are underage ? think most of them are meant to be 12-14 year olds.
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    I'd kick my daughter for not hanging around proper drag-queens.
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