View Poll Results: would you help your significant other dispose of a body?

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    Default If your significant other commits murder and asks you to help dispose of the body...

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    Not for a gf, a family member yea.

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    I always thought those gruesome stories would get to you, but honestly murder isn't as big a deal as it used to be. Buy a large blue plastic storage container and about 7 gallons of hydrochloric acid, move the body into your attic or basement or whatever and soak it for a few days then just dump it into a lake. Clean up the blood from the incident, bury the clothes and convince yourself that it never happened. Defiantly don't tell your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ungraylessness View Post
    i always thought those gruesome stories would get to you, but honestly murder isn't as big a deal as it used to be. Buy a large blue plastic storage container and about 7 gallons of hydrochloric acid, move the body into your attic or basement or whatever and soak it for a few days then just dump it into a lake. Clean up the blood from the incident, bury the clothes and convince yourself that it never happened. Defiantly don't tell your wife.
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    but if she did it, hell yeah! Fuck letting her go to jail, she cooks me dinner & shit.
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    Nope.

    If it was in self defense then the body shouldn't be needed disposed of

    So if the body needed disposed of it's obviously a bad thing, and I want nothing to do with that
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    Lol, probably not. I might be next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ungraylessness View Post
    I always thought those gruesome stories would get to you, but honestly murder isn't as big a deal as it used to be. Buy a large blue plastic storage container and about 7 gallons of hydrochloric acid, move the body into your attic or basement or whatever and soak it for a few days then just dump it into a lake. Clean up the blood from the incident, bury the clothes and convince yourself that it never happened. Defiantly don't tell your wife.
    That would only help if it was a random person. HCl won't dissolve the bones or many other parts of the body. They can still ID those remains. If there is a motive for your wife, any evidence is too risky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falokis View Post
    That would only help if it was a random person. HCl won't dissolve the bones or many other parts of the body. They can still ID those remains. If there is a motive for your wife, any evidence is too risky.
    Second, who the fuck uses HCl for that? You'd rather use NaOH, you know, the thing that's purpose is pretty much to melt living things.

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    Depends who and why.
    Besides chance that you get caught are low anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Second, who the fuck uses HCl for that? You'd rather use NaOH, you know, the thing that's purpose is pretty much to melt living things.
    NaOH will still leave the cartilage skeleton bones are built over. NaOH doesn't destroy DNA either. Acids and bases will turn a lot of tissues to mush, but they can still be ID'd using modern forensics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falokis View Post
    NaOH will still leave the cartilage skeleton bones are built over. NaOH doesn't destroy DNA either. Acids and bases will turn a lot of tissues to mush, but they can still be ID'd using modern forensics.
    also, pretty sure the more fucked up the evidence is, the harder they work to figure it out. pulling off a murder in which the evidence *will* be found seems near impossible these days, the only people who get away with anymore are the ones who get lucky and dump the body in a crazy fucked up place where its never found.

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    No option like ''Yes, If I can have my way with the corpse for 2 hours''?

    This is forumfall after all
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_regia

    that should do it :P

    good luck getting your hands on it though.


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    My wife wouldn't kill anyone without good reason.
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    Where's the option for 'I do this all the time'?

    My wife has a mad thirst for blood.
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