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    i believe the Apocalypse has just kicked off. The weather is permanently good in Scotland, there are volcanic eruptions on iceland, an ash cloud covering northern Europe, and of course all the earthquakes.

    Personally, i'm prepared. A litre bottle of tequila and cookies should do the trick. Though, if anyone survives the Apocalypse... Please make Mad Max real. For my sake.
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    2012 polar shift, the torsian fields MUST reorient.

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    Blizzard is just preparing it's Cataclysm marketing campaign.
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    Western and Northern European airspace will be closed down today, thank you very much Iceland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqarak View Post
    Western and Northern European airspace will be closed down today, thank you very much Iceland.
    it's Thor exacting the Norsemen's revenge on Dutch and British banks. Who's ever heard of vikings returning their plunder?
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    No need to panic good sirs, I believe my odious sister was traveling in Iceland and let out one of her monster quiefs. Once small wildlife has been killed around 'ground zero', you should see a lessening in the cloud of destruction within a few days.
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    This is still the small volcano? The big one called Katla is next.
    <Claus|Dev> we feel that in order to make a great PVP game, we also want to include as much traditional MMORPG content in there as possible
    <Claus|Dev> if not it will just be Quake in Armor
    <Claus|Dev> and thats not fun :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kusghuul View Post

    Personally, i'm prepared. A litre bottle of tequila and cookies should do the trick.
    Dont forget a double barrel shotgun to deal with the zombies.

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    personally id embrace a zombie apocalypse. the UN even has a contingency plan for it.

    survival of the fittest amirite?

    for every burger you ate, you run that much slower away from the zombies! its like an rpg!
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    Survival during such an apocalypse depends on the type of zombie.

    Old-skool ones just shamble along. You can basically keep them out by building a chest-high brick wall. They are also fairly stupid, so if you can distract them long enough you can basically brick them in, throw fuel on them and set em alight. All you need to is build in a system to literally hoard them into confined spaces and burn them flock by flock.

    If they are the new type of running, jumping semi-sentient ones you need to use more brute force and large aoe weapons. You will also require to use highspeed hit and run tactics. Boarding up will be no good as they'll just wait silently until someone messes up and the burst in en masse. So with the newer types you need to keep on moving
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    definetly the apocalypse

    this is a radarimage of the volcano in iceland where its breaking through the glacier.

    Meet the devil himself.
    <Claus|Dev> we feel that in order to make a great PVP game, we also want to include as much traditional MMORPG content in there as possible
    <Claus|Dev> if not it will just be Quake in Armor
    <Claus|Dev> and thats not fun :)
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    None of the other indicators of the Apocalypse (Christian version) have happened and those are suppose to happen first.
    Turning Villages into Regional sources of Conflict and PvP hot Spots
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    Thanks AV for fixing safe zones. It seems like the danger levels you talked about before beta were enough! Now FIX VILLAGES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xpiher View Post
    None of the other indicators of the Apocalypse (Christian version) have happened and those are suppose to happen first.
    so many silly little prophets puke doomsday left and right, there´s no reason that the one that got published has it right. maybe his story was just a good seller.

    in any case, this IS the apocalypse unravelling before us and it has nothing to do with your preferred fairytale, this is our own brand new fairytale.
    <Claus|Dev> we feel that in order to make a great PVP game, we also want to include as much traditional MMORPG content in there as possible
    <Claus|Dev> if not it will just be Quake in Armor
    <Claus|Dev> and thats not fun :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirkdiggler View Post
    so many silly little prophets puke doomsday left and right, there´s no reason that the one that got published has it right. maybe his story was just a good seller.

    in any case, this IS the apocalypse unravelling before us and it has nothing to do with your preferred fairytale, this is our own brand new fairytale.
    they said the same thing during the great depression
    Turning Villages into Regional sources of Conflict and PvP hot Spots
    Xpiher's DF:UW Suggestion Thread


    Thanks AV for fixing safe zones. It seems like the danger levels you talked about before beta were enough! Now FIX VILLAGES!

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    in any case, this IS the apocalypse unravelling before us and it has nothing to do with your preferred fairytale, this is our own brand new fairytale.
    You're honestly retarded if you believe that. The Bible says word for word exactly whats happening around the world right now.

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