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    Default So I've Been Influenced By This Board And...

    I might accept Christianity as my religion.

    Loomy as well as anyone else, tell me why I should go through with this.

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    Too predictable.

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    dude, stfu.

    if you'd really been influenced by this board, you'd have chosen atheism as your religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zato`1 View Post
    dude, stfu.

    if you'd really been influenced by this board, you'd have chosen atheism as your religion.
    atheism is not a religion.

    the fuck is wrong with you.

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    you're already breaking your promise to devote your life to the savior known as santa claus, saying fuck now means you have to go burn a lamb for dinner.

    damn that sounds good, looks like i now know what imma have for dinner. whut whut

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    You will be accepted into the fold and can bang physically attractive female Christians by using your formerly analytic mind to impress them with conventional (revolutionary, to their simple minds) challenges to religious dogma, knowing that they secretly wish to be free from the misogynistic constraints of the Bible and let loose their inner Lilith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GFH_Spike View Post
    You will be accepted into the fold and can bang physically attractive female Christians by using your formerly analytic mind to impress them with conventional (revolutionary, to their simple minds) challenges to religious dogma, knowing that they secretly wish to be free from the misogynistic constraints of the Bible and let loose their inner Lilith.
    Nope. I can't see that happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GFH_Spike View Post
    You will be accepted into the fold and can bang physically attractive female Christians by using your formerly analytic mind to impress them with conventional (revolutionary, to their simple minds) challenges to religious dogma, knowing that they secretly wish to be free from the misogynistic constraints of the Bible and let loose their inner Lilith.
    This is Grade-A Alpha material right here. Possibly the best plan to fuck religious girls I ever heard.

    Well besides impersonating God and wanting them to have the Second Coming by pretending you are going to divinely conceive all over their faces.
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    Wouldn't God just will it that they orgasm, and then all of a sudden the universe itself would orgasm, and the universe would restart at the Big Bang?

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    Do you have something against posting in other people's threads or are you on some kind of mission to always have half of the threads authored by yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryClock View Post
    This is Grade-A Alpha material right here. Possibly the best plan to fuck religious girls I ever heard.

    Well besides impersonating God and wanting them to have the Second Coming by pretending you are going to divinely conceive all over their faces.
    My plan is actually plausible, especially when set into motion against the sheltered, rebellious ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rossco View Post
    Wouldn't God just will it that they orgasm, and then all of a sudden the universe itself would orgasm, and the universe would restart at the Big Bang?
    That would be strangely anticlimactic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GFH_Spike View Post


    That would be strangely anticlimactic.
    Buh dum chuuuuuuu

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingpin View Post
    atheism is not a religion.

    the fuck is wrong with you.
    thusly, you have missed the subtleties of my post.

    SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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    Quote Originally Posted by zato`1 View Post
    thusly, you have missed the subtleties of my post.

    SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
    Nice try, unfunny asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Nice try, unfunny asshole.
    woosh?
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