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    Default Ass cancer

    How can you get it? I heard on the news someone died from it. ( They didn't say ass cancer but I can't remember the correct term )
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    Colon cancer? You don't really have to do anything to get it, except getting older.
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    Eating white bread increases the chance.
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    ...and hamburgers, or any kind of human fantasy cooked to make all wonders come true!!

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    Seems like the Community Staff knows alittle to much about this subject.

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    Not eating enough fiber increases the chances of getting it. Also, eating tons of red meat.
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    Give me another species that cooks its food, then we can talk about ****-sapiens and their colon cancer problems.

    Edit: Mods, "h o m o", is no more a swearword than F*** is, and f*** you btw. Fix it pls.
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    Thank you to the two mods lol
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    Surprised I'm the one that has to say this.....








    Anal sex.

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    It's like anal sex on the toilet seat bro!

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