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    Default Watermelon gives you more sexytime

    Watermelon is the new Viagra

    Eating watermelon has a similar effect on the body to Viagra, according to researchers in the US.

    It's down to a chemical called citrulline which is found in the juicy fruit.

    Citrulline is an organic compound which affects the body's blood vessels in the same way as the sex enhancement pills.

    It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily.

    The research comes from the US' Texas Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Centre.

    Dr Bhimu Patil led the research. He said: "We've always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.

    "Watermelon may not be as organ specific as Viagra... but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects."

    It's also claimed watermelons are good for your heart and immune system.

    The vast majority of watermelon (92%) is made up of water. But the remaining 8% is loaded with the anti-oxidant lycopene which is also good for your skin.
    All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken
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    Wow. This explains a LOT.
    Also, cancer.

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    I heard it was only the seeds that gave you sexytime...

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    That doesn't even sound like it's a clinical study of people eating it, and besides if you want lycopene, just eat tomatoes. And there's no shortage of aphrodisiacs, it's just that the medical community use a completely different definition than the laymen. Plus I have yet to hear about testing of topical treatments, which naturally are much stronger, cheaper and safer to use.
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    "It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily."


    So it relaxes them too?

    This study says watermelons are lethal.
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    Isn't one viagra equivalent to 12 watermelons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Villa View Post
    Watermelon is the new Viagra



    All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken
    it probably causes boners too. Gotta be a reason why black girls are having sex regularly at 12 and 13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggunsar View Post
    it probably causes boners too.
    I bet it causes boners, two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggunsar View Post
    it probably causes boners too. Gotta be a reason why black girls are having sex regularly at 12 and 13.
    It's because they are developing physically earlier than Caucasians and blacks have a higher level of testosterone AFAIK.
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    So thats why they are all so damn butch.

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    Is this the secret to the mysterious big black penis? They got so many boners from watermelons it just.. stretched?!

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    Don't forget malt liquor

    Quote Originally Posted by Villa View Post
    Watermelon is the new Viagra



    All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken


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    *ERECTO*

    Even Lord Voldemort aims to please sometimes. Happy fapping..

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    this is interesting... i have some watermelon in my fridge right now, im going to not eat for a day then eat the whole thing at once to see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grisu View Post
    this is interesting... i have some watermelon in my fridge right now, im going to not eat for a day then eat the whole thing at once to see what happens.
    $5 on you throwing up while you're wanking.
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