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    Default Forumfall serial killer

    Cruel, but for some reason I laughed by ass off and I imagin pretty much every forumfaller is like this.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrei_Chikatilo
    Chikatilo's only sexual experience in adolescence was when he, aged 18, jumped on a 13-year-old girl (his sister's friend) and wrestled her to the ground, ejaculating as the girl struggled in his grasp
    he lured a nine-year-old girl to an old house which he had secretly purchased, and attempted to rape her but failed to achieve an erection. When the girl struggled, he stabbed her to death. He ejaculated in the process of knifing the child.
    Chikatilo was only able to achieve sexual arousal and orgasm through stabbing and slashing women and children to death.
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    I thought this was going to be about me.

    Very disappointing.


    "You know, Dick, if I had my way, I'd meet Rommel face to face; him in his [Hover]tank and me in [my Hover tank]. We'd meet out there somewhere [in our Hover tanks]... salute each other, maybe drink a toast, then we'd button up [our Hover tanks] and do battle. " - Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffy View Post
    I thought this was going to be about me.

    Very disappointing.
    Lies, I bet you would ejaculate if you stabbed a person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredgon View Post
    Lies, I bet you would ejaculate if you stabbed a person.
    I don't stab people.

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    "You know, Dick, if I had my way, I'd meet Rommel face to face; him in his [Hover]tank and me in [my Hover tank]. We'd meet out there somewhere [in our Hover tanks]... salute each other, maybe drink a toast, then we'd button up [our Hover tanks] and do battle. " - Patton

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    I expected a serial killer was caught who'd claim Forumfall gave him the ideas.
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    Damn, stabbing women has got to be so hot. Got to try it some day
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    His child victims were of both sexes; Chikatilo would lure them to secluded areas by promising them assitance, toys or candy.
    GODDAMN CANDY
    kills more kids than lead paint and Barney combined

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    and here i was hoping that this was a topic which a Forumfaller finally snapped,starting to hunt down other Forumfallers, kill them in ways that he finds pleasing, and post them on Forumfall.

    i am disspointed

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    Terrorist > Serial Killer
    + Deaths / Attack Ratio
    + Media coverage
    + More deaths because of retaliation
    + Fear
    + Lots of Terrrorist movies and new seasons of 24.
    and a Serial killer is a dude with his mind fucked up and a terrorist could be totally sane.
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    This is off topic, if you don't like it get the fuck out.
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    Kill 'em and grill 'em. Cannibalize these fat bitches.
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    When you see a woman, do you lunge for her boobs or her brain? Only zombies go for women for their brains

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aacevedo View Post
    terrorist could be totally sane.
    Wanna see something cool in this dark forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shock223 View Post
    and here i was hoping that this was a topic which a Forumfaller finally snapped,starting to hunt down other Forumfallers, kill them in ways that he finds pleasing, and post them on Forumfall.

    i am disspointed
    How do you know it ain't forumfall's local muslim?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Villageninja View Post
    Wanna see something cool in this dark forest?
    Are we going to the lake? They say that the Voorhees kid drowned there years ago
    Last edited by Aacevedo; 07-20-2009 at 18:54.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    This is off topic, if you don't like it get the fuck out.
    Quote Originally Posted by popsaregood230 View Post
    Kill 'em and grill 'em. Cannibalize these fat bitches.
    Quote Originally Posted by Darklily
    When you see a woman, do you lunge for her boobs or her brain? Only zombies go for women for their brains

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aacevedo View Post
    Are we going to the lake? They say that a kid drowned there
    Yes we're going.... spelunking.

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    I don't stab women.

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