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    Default My brother's wedding

    My brother's wedding is this weekend, Saturday.

    I'm the best man, and I'm gonna steal his wife at midnight, would it be too much to ask you fellow forumfallers for some really cool ideas where to take her and what to ask in exchange, instead of you answering with retarded moronic buttmonkey replies?

    I'm giving it a shot ...

    GO !

    oh who's got the best idea wins a .jpg of my ex-girlfriend naked.(to motivate ya)

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    Take her to a bar to talk and just start drinking and talking a lot about crap(get fucking wasted).
    This way if you nail her then she can't blame it on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredgon View Post
    Take her to a bar to talk and just start drinking and talking a lot about crap(get fucking wasted).
    This way if you nail her then she can't blame it on you.
    Ok I'll keep that in mind... for your wedding of course

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    by nailing your brothers wife you do realise you will be shunned by your family......

    Why not just nail some other horny bitch and save yourself a beating?
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    Go to the zoo and express your primal urges to her. Before she has a chance to reply start stripping all of your clothes and dancing like a primate. You get bonus points if you're able to get ahold of her before she runs or says anything. Proceed to rape her, but know that she will not call the police after the delightful pounding that you have given her.



    Assuming you're not a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    Ok I'll keep that in mind... for your wedding of course
    I'll marry a dude then.
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    fuck it

    slip some Rohypnol into her drink, when she passes out fuck her hard then walk back into the reception twirling her panties round your finger before walking up to you bro, slipping them into his suit pocket and saying 'Forgot to gove you wife these back'



    then Run like fuck
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    You morons, who the fuck gave you the idea i want to nail her?

    That's what i meant by "moronic buttmonkey replies".

    Now can we get on topic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    You morons, who the fuck gave you the idea i want to nail her?

    That's what i meant by "moronic buttmonkey replies".

    Now can we get on topic?
    You came to the wrong forum then 09'er noob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    My brother's wedding is this weekend, Saturday.

    I'm the best man, and I'm gonna steal his wife at midnight, would it be too much to ask you fellow forumfallers for some really cool ideas where to take her and what to ask in exchange, instead of you answering with retarded moronic buttmonkey replies?

    I'm giving it a shot ...

    GO !

    oh who's got the best idea wins a .jpg of my ex-girlfriend naked.(to motivate ya)
    your best stealing her before the wedding and humilating your bro by getting him jilted at teh Altar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredgon View Post
    You came to the wrong forum then 09'er noob.
    Shut up and marry a dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    Shut up and marry a dude
    I guess I'll go grab your brother then, bet he has a nice head I can skull fuck.
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    Take her to your house, and force her to drink bleach, then swim in your pool full of burning gasoline.

    Then you do the same.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredgon View Post
    I guess I'll go grab your brother then, bet he has a nice head I can skull fuck.
    I don't think you'd want my brother, he acquired some skills regarding this type of " sexual behavior " in prison... sooooo... you're the one who's gonna end up with a bad case of butthurts.

    Better find another one, maybe your shemale sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscalu View Post
    My brother's wedding is this weekend, Saturday.

    I'm the best man, and I'm gonna steal his wife at midnight, would it be too much to ask you fellow forumfallers for some really cool ideas where to take her and what to ask in exchange, instead of you answering with retarded moronic buttmonkey replies?

    I'm giving it a shot ...

    GO !

    oh who's got the best idea wins a .jpg of my ex-girlfriend naked.(to motivate ya)
    Okay, this is what you do.

    First, get a hotel room. Make it nice, so it keeps her guard down. When you steal said woman. As your humpin her, and your about to finish. You scoot up to her face, blow the load all over her face as you whack her really hard (the trick is to put some arm into that penis whack) and tell her what a dirty little whore she is.
    THEN as that crushed look shows on her face. Pull the instant camera you had hiding from the back of the bed, and take that instant picture.

    Now you will have a permanent picture of your brothers ex wife, just after you porked her, with cum all over her red face from the penis whacks, with a very hurt look on her face.

    You cannot beat that.

    So where is me prize?!
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