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    Quote Originally Posted by HiroProtagonist View Post
    To cover up his over sized afro?
    To accentuate it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyrothath View Post
    One house the other day got toilet papered, a couple streets down, some vacant ones and two more tonight got toilet papered and meanwhile.... My sisters car got egged.. WTF is wrong with kids in today's society that makes them think it is okay or let alone, fun to do this? If I catch these little fuckers they are going to be in for it..
    This is similar to the reason why I want to build something that shoots marbles and/ or straws (small coffee straws cut at an angle on the end). A weapon that can potentially be used for self defense, but doesn't cause too much damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyrothath View Post
    One house the other day got toilet papered, a couple streets down, some vacant ones and two more tonight got toilet papered and meanwhile.... My sisters car got egged.. WTF is wrong with kids in today's society that makes them think it is okay or let alone, fun to do this? If I catch these little fuckers they are going to be in for it..
    Kids today? Shit I was doing all that stuff 25 years ago....
    Last edited by Jezrith; 06-08-2009 at 04:10.
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    Imo buy a paintball gun and bullets and then wait. Not sure the legality of it, but its non-lethal and will surely scare the shit out of/humiliate the kids.

    Just try not to shoot them in the face because I think a direct eye shot could definitely be blinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taroth View Post
    Imo buy a paintball gun and bullets and then wait. Not sure the legality of it, but its non-lethal and will surely scare the shit out of/humiliate the kids.

    Just try not to shoot them in the face because I think a direct eye shot could definitely be blinding.
    They should have been wearing protective eye gear, not your fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyrothath View Post
    One house the other day got toilet papered, a couple streets down, some vacant ones and two more tonight got toilet papered and meanwhile.... My sisters car got egged.. WTF is wrong with kids in today's society that makes them think it is okay or let alone, fun to do this? If I catch these little fuckers they are going to be in for it..
    Kids have always been doing this, where were you?

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    TP'ing isn't so bad... but egging cars pisses me off. Mainly because my car got egged a few weeks ago and it chipped the damn paint. Fuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apex Vertigo View Post
    TP'ing isn't so bad... but egging cars pisses me off. Mainly because my car got egged a few weeks ago and it chipped the damn paint. Fuckers.
    Get this and put it on your car:
    http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ld-296536.html

    Picture eggs and their faces instead of missiles.

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    Doing both of those provides much of a good time. Maybe you should have some friends and disobey the law.

    Fat fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiroProtagonist View Post
    You city people fascinate me.

    We had a problem out here in the sticks some years back with mail box baseball. I filled mine with dye at night and 'unloaded' it every morning so as not to antagonize the mail carrier. Needless to say the culprit was soon discovered when he and his car were colored purple....wait they should make a movie with a similar title.

    Anyway, quit whining and stake out your neighborhood. If only a few of your neighbors join in, it will only cost each of you a little bit of time.
    ...There is over five hundred households in my neighborhood..
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    This shit happens every decade...perhaps not 1950s and before. Wait until we all go into depression. You'll have people breaking in and stealing your shit.

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    I bet you can't. :lmao:

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    I couldn't talk until the 8th grade.

    WTF.
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    Who needs to troll forums when you can troll your neighborhood.
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    I open the window and start jerking off in front of him.

    I then punch myself in the testicals, throw myself through the window and vomit on the guy.

    I then pin him down and continue to masterbate on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gloryhound View Post
    Who needs to troll forums when you can troll your neighborhood.
    Slightly lower chances of being beaten up on forums.

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