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    Default Are governments generally this stupid?

    Ok the question was redundant but anyway here goes my rant ...


    Our government in Germany is definitely composed of spineless jackasses that seem to have the IQ of the average amoeba...

    They will vote on a bill banning Paintball but still allowing the shooting of large caliber guns at the age of 18 (currently allowed at age 14).

    Am i the only one that can see that the idiots are banning TOYS but still allow real deadly fucking GUNS ...

    Oh btw i played paintball as a kid but i never shot a real gun in my life.
    When was the last time a Paintball player acctualy managed to kill someone?

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    Paintballing fucking rocks mate

    I have sustained various injuries from paintballing (corn stubble pinning two fingers together, using paint guns as mortar launchers scaring some guy into jumping out teh way of a pellet, he slipped and fells snapping his ankle, as he did he squeezed his gun in pain and shot teh guy standing next to him as pointblank range in the ear)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badem View Post
    Paintballing fucking rocks mate

    I have sustained various injuries from paintballing (corn stubble pinning two fingers together, using paint guns as mortar launchers scaring some guy into jumping out teh way of a pellet, he slipped and fells snapping his ankle, as he did he squeezed his gun in pain and shot teh guy standing next to him as pointblank range in the ear)

    fucking happy days
    Yeah, but all of the victims lived to tell the story
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    My work is going in the summer. I've never been. I'm scared of pain

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    Quote Originally Posted by seinnej View Post
    My work is going in the summer. I've never been. I'm scared of pain
    the worst you get is some painful bruises that fade

    we did it for my brothers stag weekend, the best man, groom and brother of the bride had to do a suicide run

    I was so intent oon shooting them as they ran past I swung me gun into the back of people between me and them and shot them too

    I got away with minimal bruising due to the fact i go through thousands of rounds a day, If i was in the army i would be a heavy gunner just mowing every fucker down
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    Don't you have the Christian Democrats leading? It would be just like them to blame societies problems on something totally arbitrary.

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    If its any consolation the UK government and all MP's have been caught blatantly ripping off the expenses accounts (some to the tune of 124k a year)

    Claiming poverty while earning 64K a year, 128 days paid holiday off and all that chuff

    fuck me I want to be a poor like the MP's are

    Where the fuck is our Modern Day Oliver Cromwell, need someone to chase the Porkers outta parliment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badem View Post
    Where the fuck is our Modern Day Oliver Cromwell, need someone to chase the Porkers outta parliment
    It's because of Oliver Cromwell that these fuckers are in parliament in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 88Chaz88 View Post
    It's because of Oliver Cromwell that these fuckers are in parliament in the first place.
    ahh but Cromwell cleared out the last bunch of greedy, corruptible, malcontent MP's

    jsut need to do it again, or the Queen to seize control of the country again and give a big 'FUCK YOU' to the politicians (though that would be jsut as bad as we are atm)
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    No, let's do it Guy Fawkes style! Kill it with fire!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kusghuul View Post
    No, let's do it Guy Fawkes style! Kill it with fire!
    I dunno, the houses are quite a tourist attraction, plus the islmaists might not quite grasps the Guy Fawkes concept and take out half of london in a mad suicide bombing run
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kusghuul View Post
    No, let's do it Guy Fawkes style! Kill it with fire!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glak View Post
    Ok the question was redundant but anyway here goes my rant ...


    Our government in Germany is definitely composed of spineless jackasses that seem to have the IQ of the average amoeba...

    They will vote on a bill banning Paintball but still allowing the shooting of large caliber guns at the age of 18 (currently allowed at age 14).

    Am i the only one that can see that the idiots are banning TOYS but still allow real deadly fucking GUNS ...

    Oh btw i played paintball as a kid but i never shot a real gun in my life.
    When was the last time a Paintball player acctualy managed to kill someone?

    is this seriously what you're complaining about, of all the myriad stupidities of government?

    Man, Germans are fucking stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badem View Post
    the worst you get is some painful bruises that fade

    we did it for my brothers stag weekend, the best man, groom and brother of the bride had to do a suicide run

    I was so intent oon shooting them as they ran past I swung me gun into the back of people between me and them and shot them too

    I got away with minimal bruising due to the fact i go through thousands of rounds a day, If i was in the army i would be a heavy gunner just mowing every fucker down

    You all should have set up a few of these and all done the suicide run. It would have been great fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slade Trillgon View Post
    You all should have set up a few of these and all done the suicide run. It would have been great fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that just looks freaking awesome, would love some of those for my mums garden, shoot the fucking cats for lulz
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