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    Default New male contraception - free steroid

    Recently there was this talk on the news about new method of male contraception, which proved to be quite successful in experiments.

    Thing is, the stuff is made of testosterone undecanoate, which is basically an anabolic steroid drug.

    Man Il be the first in line when that stuff hits the shelfs


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    Fucking great my quiz manages to even get me in forumfall...
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    Anything that messes with my testicules ain't going anywhere near me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kusghuul View Post
    Anything that messes with my testicules ain't going anywhere near me.
    not like you'l ever need em..


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    You know what else works?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    not like you'l ever need em..
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    i'll do it.

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    The amount used is so small you really wouldnt notice a difference. The particular compound used will have an extremely long half life and much like the pill they will highly recommend you take breaks from it every so often.

    It actually is much safer than the pill for long term usage .. injectable steroids are not methylated as they onle have to make a single pass through the liver due to to being intramuscular... where as birth control pills must be methylated in some manner so prevent them from being destroyed during their second pass through the liver.

    The drug used will probably be buccinate .. not undecanoate.. is 30 days is really pushing half life wise.. buccinate is not as androgenic (or anabolic unfortunately).. so the "hypertrophic" effect will be even more unnoticeable.

    The good thing is that if it is approved and they do actually use undecanoate.. getting it from multiple sources will be much easier..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Recently there was this talk on the news about new method of male contraception, which proved to be quite successful in experiments.

    Thing is, the stuff is made of testosterone undecanoate, which is basically an anabolic steroid drug.

    Man Il be the first in line when that stuff hits the shelfs
    You do realize that you can't impregnate a fleshlight, right?

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    They tested it on Chinese men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milo Hobgoblin View Post

    The good thing is that if it is approved and they do actually use undecanoate.. getting it from multiple sources will be much easier..
    Yeh it is that undecanoate thing, maybe it does absort slowly, but I bet if you eat a whole box you'l see the difference.
    Besides there must be ways of cooking those pills into some real steroids


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    Sooo......no babies and mega biceps? OH YEAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Yeh it is that undecanoate thing, maybe it does absort slowly, but I bet if you eat a whole box you'l see the difference.
    Besides there must be ways of cooking those pills into some real steroids
    Well undecanoate should be injected (in spite of the picture in the article).. its not a methylated compound.. and if it is indeed that and not buccinate. it is a real steroid with a real anabolic effect... so it doesnt require any "cooking" LOL.

    (I will add the disclaimer that undecanoate CAN be orally administered due to the unique nature of its protective group.. but it takes HUGE quantities to see any difference.. so its not recommended)

    The dosage will probably be in the 100-200mg/month range..

    You would really have to do that amount each week to see any noticeable difference... and even that would be mild. (unless of course you had superb androgen receptor density)

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    there are easier ways of doing this than shrinking your balls.

    like fucking her mouth or dumper.
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    Stabbing yourself in the ass with this stuff makes your sex drive higher? Sounds like subliminal gay propaganda to me.
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