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    Default There's a serious epidemic going around.

    While in the real world we have the Swine Flu spreading about rapidly at the rate of... 1 person every 2 months. Deadly, I know.

    Here on the internet there is a deadly virus going around. This virus is exceptionally deadly in forums, blogs, and other forms of commenting stations around the net. This deadly virus is called the S2 THCLFGROFLMAOWTF disease. Or for short, the Whine Flu.

    I urge everyone to immediately lose their minds and run around performing chinese fire drills, as this will keep your brain active and prevent you from spreading the whine flu should you catch it and feel the need.

    Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
    • Diarrhea of the Mouth
    • Thoughts that may harm others opinions of your sanity
    • Browsing a particular internet page for hours on end waiting for someone to answer so you might attack them
    • Urges to harm yourself or others
    • Anal Seepage
    • Wild Eyes
    • Know-it-all Syndrome.

    Please contact your nearest friend, family member, or medical doctor if you feel more than one of these syptoms. You may have Whine Flu.

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    I hate anime. Oh and your post sounds like a whine to me...

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    In 1976 the US had a similar 'threat' and around one person died from the swine flu. Another 25 or so died from the vaccines. Go figure...

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    Take the first 5 letters of his name and lul.

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    Swine Flu could cause massive casualties if everyone just pass this off as nothing. The severity of the outbreak has nothing to do with the severity of the responce because if you don't act soon enough and the virus ends up immune to Termafue, your fucked. In the early 1900's 20-100million died to the H1N1 virus which this swineflu is a varient.

    Also the ranking of epidemic has more to do with the spread to other countries rather than the lethalness of the virus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azra'eil View Post
    Swine Flu could cause massive casualties if everyone just pass this off as nothing. The severity of the outbreak has nothing to do with the severity of the responce because if you don't act soon enough and the virus ends up immune to Termafue, your fucked. In the early 1900's 20-100million died to the H1N1 virus which this swineflu is a varient.

    Also the ranking of epidemic has more to do with the spread to other countries rather than the lethalness of the virus.
    Based on this post, and others you have made, i suggest you turn off the TV.
    Well... you don't have to stop watching altogether, just stop watching the cable news shows.

    Maybe try some not so mainstream news sites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azra'eil View Post
    Swine Flu could cause massive casualties if everyone just pass this off as nothing. The severity of the outbreak has nothing to do with the severity of the responce because if you don't act soon enough and the virus ends up immune to Termafue, your fucked. In the early 1900's 20-100million died to the H1N1 virus which this swineflu is a varient.

    Also the ranking of epidemic has more to do with the spread to other countries rather than the lethalness of the virus.
    Its not that big of a deal, stop over exaggerating the severity of it. We didn’t have the medical technology back then in the early 1900s that we have now in the 21st century. Again, the media is portraying the swine flu problem as much worse then it really is.
    What will an attack from Russia look like?



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