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    Default Never done before in OT!!

    LIMERICKS!!!! YAY!!!

    I will start!

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    And he said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."


    YAY!!

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    http://forums.darkfallonline.com/sho...light=limerick

    I sentence you to 10 years in GD.

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    If my post was a cow
    And my dick was as well
    They could both grass
    In the pastures of hell.

    Non-sense has sense as well, the observer just lacks the mental capacity to grasp it.
    Wisdom Of Bots
    1, then tired, do not forget to smile; be anxious, but also pay attention to tone; no matter how tough, do not forget to adhere to; No matter how tired, but also love yourself.
    But we are jet modified and not faint-hearted of difficulties

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    A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
    "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
    "Of course not," said the hare,
    "It's really quite rare!"
    So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
    "...All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing..."
    Edmund Burke 1770

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ankh View Post
    This way Rourke, and don't try to be a hero

    *pokes with spear*

    And as for the limerick

    fuck you,
    faggot.

    the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ankh View Post
    This is terrible news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExiliuM View Post

    And as for the limerick

    fuck you,
    faggot.

    the end
    Sounds more like a haiku and I have honestly no idea what I'm talking about, so you have that as well
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    1, then tired, do not forget to smile; be anxious, but also pay attention to tone; no matter how tough, do not forget to adhere to; No matter how tired, but also love yourself.
    But we are jet modified and not faint-hearted of difficulties

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqarak View Post
    Sounds more like a haiku and I have honestly no idea what I'm talking about, so you have that as well
    So... I win? : D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExiliuM View Post
    So... I win? : D
    If it sounds nice in your head and you wank pleasantly in your bed.
    Who am I to refrain you from joy.
    Wisdom Of Bots
    1, then tired, do not forget to smile; be anxious, but also pay attention to tone; no matter how tough, do not forget to adhere to; No matter how tired, but also love yourself.
    But we are jet modified and not faint-hearted of difficulties

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    There once was a man from Havana
    Screwed a girl on a player piano
    At the height of their fever
    Her ass hit the lever
    And Yes he has no banana...



    There once was a woman named Jill
    Who swallowed an exploding pill
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And her tits in a tree in Brazil



    There once was a man from Bonaire
    Who was doing his wife on the stair
    When the banister broke
    He doubled his stroke
    And finished her off in midair
    "...All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing..."
    Edmund Burke 1770

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sqarak View Post
    If it sounds nice in your head and you wank pleasantly in your bed.
    Who am I to refrain you from joy.
    Thanks <3

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    I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

    What have I done!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ankh View Post
    I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

    What have I done!?
    You motherfucker. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!11@@@@

    AS THE NEW FORUMFALL KING.. wait I killed you in your sleep, you're still alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ankh View Post
    I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

    What have I done!?
    You got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD

    What has he done!
    Wisdom Of Bots
    1, then tired, do not forget to smile; be anxious, but also pay attention to tone; no matter how tough, do not forget to adhere to; No matter how tired, but also love yourself.
    But we are jet modified and not faint-hearted of difficulties

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