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    Default Neighbors a bitch and woke me up at 8:45AM w/ loud music!

    So this Saturday i'm getting up at 7AM, and blasting Dennis Leary's "I'm and Asshole" as loud as it will go. I'm also thinking of turning all my speakers towards their wall.

    Any other ideas as to how I can be a fucking dick?

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    Take that dick and insert it in her anus.

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    5AM , MAXIMUM VOLUME
    As your neighbor gets pissed and call the cops you got out of your house and ... I dont know , go fishing or something, Get home early , sleep a little and make a party in the night. 2 nights in a row!

    Or just fuck her good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aacevedo View Post
    5AM , MAXIMUM VOLUME
    As your neighbor gets pissed and call the cops you got out of your house and ... I dont know , go fishing or something, Get home early , sleep a little and make a party in the night. 2 nights in a row!

    Or just fuck her good.
    She is hot, but my live in gf might take objection to that lolz.

    I was planning on going fishing this Saturday anyway (I'd forgotten, good call.), maybe I'll do just that. I'm an Asshole on max volume, max bass, and repeat while I leave for the entire day would make my ass laugh the whole time i'm fishing.

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    Write your neighbours some poetry.
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    Dunno mate, you might fall foul of noise regulations

    if you in the UK then you can complain to your local Council Noise team (yes they exist) who will note and record the volume (in Db) of the music, and confirm it causes and issue, the person will then get a cease and desist order, if they carry on the get their radios etc confiscated and slapped with an ASBO

    Am sure even outside UK the local authorities have ways of dealing with this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jangang View Post
    So this Saturday i'm getting up at 7AM, and blasting Dennis Leary's "I'm and Asshole" as loud as it will go. I'm also thinking of turning all my speakers towards their wall.

    Any other ideas as to how I can be a fucking dick?
    So, instead of being a man and confronting them about your issue, you choose to be a cowardly dick.

    Congrats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badem View Post
    if you in the UK then you can complain to your local Council Noise team (yes they exist)
    WTF? everyday a new way to waste money is invented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holychicken View Post
    So, instead of being a man and confronting them about your issue, you choose to be a cowardly dick.
    Congrats?
    That's the way of forumfall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nalira View Post
    Write your neighbours some poetry.
    holy shit I lol'd hard here. do it.
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    Drive a car through her window

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aacevedo View Post
    That's the way of forumfall
    Of forumfall, sure. But he is talking about real life.

    I guess I should realize that the internet tough guys on this forum are more than likely nothing more than cowards in real life.

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    Rape the shit out of her asshole and tell her if she doesn't keep the noise down you're bringing your friend's dog next time to help.

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    You could think mean thoughts about them.

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    One word: Full loot.

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