View Poll Results: Well would you?

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    Default Would you have sex with Jessica Alba if she had penis?

    If Jessica Alba, one of the hottest babes in acting, was really a guy! Would you still do him/her if the offer came?

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    I'd fuck her if she was just a penis.

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    No. I'd never fuck anyone with a penis, unless it's your mum just to rub the mum jokes in further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natdaprat View Post
    No. I'd never fuck anyone with a penis, unless it's your mum just to rub the mum jokes in further.
    Anyone can get pregnant can't have a penis!

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    I know a girl who looks like her, so I'd fuck her instead.
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    I've got a decent salve for that. If you catch my drift.
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    I'll never forget her in that bikini/diving/shitty movie she acted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeblebrox View Post
    I'll never forget her in that bikini/diving/shitty movie she acted.
    Now imagine her with a weiner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Now imagine her with a weiner
    The Bikini bottom would be all bulgy and nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordhak View Post
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    I wouldn't have sex with Jessica Alba if she did or didn't have a penis,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vessol View Post
    I wouldn't have sex with Jessica Alba if she did or didn't have a penis,
    And I wouldn't have sex with a penis with or without Jessica Alba.

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    Yes. It's no big deal, no one'd have to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Now imagine her with a weiner
    ...why did you do that?


    Just to clarify it...it's a fully functional penis? Lets discuss size as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeblebrox View Post
    ...why did you do that?


    Just to clarify it...it's a fully functional penis? Lets discuss size as well.
    Hm, this is a very good question. It would make all the difference.

    Jessica Alba with a 2 inch non-working penis is a bit better than Jessica Alba with a 10 inch fully functional penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Jessica Alba with a 2 inch non-working penis is a bit better than Jessica Alba with a 10 inch fully functional penis.
    This is almost sigworthy. Because as soon as I read this, I heard Emperor Palpatine say that "Feel the power of this FULLY FUNCTIONAL BATTLESTATION!!!" part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangia View Post
    Hm, this is a very good question. It would make all the difference.

    Jessica Alba with a 2 inch non-working penis is a bit better than Jessica Alba with a 10 inch fully functional penis.
    I dunno, I'd rather it look like a penis than a mutilated vagina. In my opinion.

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