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    Default Why is FEMA stockpiling millions of disposable coffins?

    Really makes you wonder.. perhaps preparing us for the next "9/11".

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqjykY5wPk

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    Um... in case of a massive natural disaster?

    Or maybe it's for you.

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    /tinfoil hat

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    They're doing it because they're so evil, they wont just throw all the dead bodies into a mass grave.

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    Wow, this is fucking old and you're fucking stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwp80 View Post
    They're doing it because they're so evil, they wont just throw all the dead bodies into a mass grave.
    I think it's pretty considerate. I plan on calling them later to say thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwp80 View Post
    They're doing it because they're so evil, they wont just throw all the dead bodies into a mass grave.
    I mean, seriously. All the other evil dictators did that: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. We need some originality here people!

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    The last time I remember watching a video about this they claimed that the coffins would be in use in October.

    The thread on here went about 20-30 pages in which you dumbasses said it was true and we would all be dead by then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vessol View Post
    I mean, seriously. All the other evil dictators did that: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. We need some originality here people!
    You're right, but I'm still not sure if you realised I was being sarcastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordTenacious View Post
    The last time I remember watching a video about this they claimed that the coffins would be in use in October.

    The thread on here went about 20-30 pages in which you dumbasses said it was true and we would all be dead by then.
    We meant in 2012. Dumbass.

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    This news and the entire wave of paranoia surrounding it is older than not only sliced bread, nor just bread, but wheat itself.

    Relax, why are you so worried, its just a matter of convenience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pcheez View Post
    This news and the entire wave of paranoia surrounding it is older than not only sliced bread, nor just bread, but wheat itself.

    Relax, why are you so worried, its just a matter of convenience.
    FEMA is proud of you little sheep, keep up the good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwp80 View Post
    You're right, but I'm still not sure if you realised I was being sarcastic.
    I'm not sure if you realized I was being sarcastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteF1ame View Post
    FEMA is proud of you little sheep, keep up the good work.
    I'm glad. All I ever wanted was to make my government proud.

    Obama is like a father to us all. He would never let anything bad happen to us.

    Seriously, why is everyone so desperate to believe that the government has such dastardly plans? The government is like a retarded 5 year old child- the problem with them is that they do too many stupid things, not that they are out to get us. Obama is trying to do the right thing, just like Bush was before him. No one is going to massacre 80% of the world population for the lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteF1ame View Post
    FEMA is proud of you little sheep, keep up the good work.
    Hey as long as i get my daily offering of women and ale i dont mind.

    Wait, im not even within FEMA's jurisdiction.

    Oh well, guess im missing out on having a ready made coffin on hand then.

    enjoy your coffins
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