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    Default I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me...

    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    I thought this was going to be something interesting like "I accidentally the whole fleshlight I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me" or "I just woke up and my little brother's head is lying on the floor and I can't figure out what I did with the body I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me".


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    Quote Originally Posted by tallefred View Post
    I thought this was going to be something interesting like "I accidentally the whole fleshlight I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me" or "I just woke up and my little brother's head is lying on the floor and I can't figure out what I did with the body I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me".
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    we need dread og to post on these forums... BTW he sucks ingame so far.
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    I had the same issue.

    It turns out that I was transgendered.

    They turned my penis into a vagina and gave me breast implants.

    Well, 10 years later, doctors were reviewing my case for educational purposes and found out that they switched my chart with another young man.

    He got an enema.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heroshade View Post
    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heroshade View Post
    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    When I was your age I was slightly taller but weighed less(115) I ate all the time but didnt have the out of breath problem I would say see a Dr. but the eating of to much junk food is bad stop it eat more salads and lean protiens.
    At your age unless you have asthma you shouldnt have trouble breathing. I work in a hosptial and asthma has been come more common over the last few years due to air polution partialy and people staying to much indoors and not getting fresh air so get out go to the lake or woods or some other activity like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heroshade View Post
    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    You're 17, you'll be fine.

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    You're probably just constipated and can't breathe because you've been stuffing your face with food all day. Eat some fiber, then go out and buy a new toilet because you're going to destroy your old one by the time you get home.

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