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    Default I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me...

    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    Tape worm ftw

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    I thought this was going to be something interesting like "I accidentally the whole fleshlight I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me" or "I just woke up and my little brother's head is lying on the floor and I can't figure out what I did with the body I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me".


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    Quote Originally Posted by tallefred View Post
    I thought this was going to be something interesting like "I accidentally the whole fleshlight I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me" or "I just woke up and my little brother's head is lying on the floor and I can't figure out what I did with the body I'm pretty sure something is wrong with me".
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    we need dread og to post on these forums... BTW he sucks ingame so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zadok View Post
    we need dread og to post on these forums... BTW he sucks ingame so far.
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    SOunds like you got a worm to me.

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    Tapeworm. Unfun.

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    Does your tapeworm tell you what to do? Where to go?
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    Probably just a growth spurt. I recommend you wait a year or so to see if you grow at all before seeing a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heroshade View Post
    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    u guys are fucking tall.. <.< im like 5.6 and im 20 lol

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    maybe you should try to slip a salad in there.

    SOME kind of vegetables or chug cranberry juice at least.

    You're probably literally full of shit and about to explode. thaz why you cant breathe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heroshade View Post
    So, I'm just going to get this out of the way first. I'm a pretty small guy. I'm 5'9 and I weigh 122 pounds (all muscle baby) at 17 years old. Yet lately, I've been hungry non-stop, and I've been having trouble breathing. Naturally, I assumed I was just out of shape and that I needed to stop eating so much junk food. Today, however, something occurred to me. I ate a large pepperoni pizza, five bowls of cereal, a large bag of doritos and 2 cans of pringles. This is obviously not a normal diet. Now, at about ten o' clock tonight, I realized something. I haven't used or felt the need to use the bathroom all day. I'm definitely going to the doctor tomorrow, but before I do, I'de like to know if anyone here knows what this is. It's really starting to bother me now.

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    When I was your age I was slightly taller but weighed less(115) I ate all the time but didnt have the out of breath problem I would say see a Dr. but the eating of to much junk food is bad stop it eat more salads and lean protiens.
    At your age unless you have asthma you shouldnt have trouble breathing. I work in a hosptial and asthma has been come more common over the last few years due to air polution partialy and people staying to much indoors and not getting fresh air so get out go to the lake or woods or some other activity like that.

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