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    Default Someone just broke into my car!

    It's a grayish 1986 Toyota Tercel 3 door hatchback for god's sake. I'd post a pic, but why the hell would I take a picture of it and I'm at work anyway. It's ALWAYS the ugliest car in any parking lot it's parked in. Passenger side window smashed in. Glass everywhere. Why those rat-bastards.

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    are we supposed to care? Thats why i got a jeep :-) windows are plastic... Think smart

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    My mom left her car unlocked a few months ago, someone came in, popped open the dashboard, cut the light for the alarm, then left..... didn't even take the radio.
    /puff bubble pipe
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    I actually was a churchgoing Catholic till i was about 15 i still hold many of their morals true except their very conservative attitude towards ... masturbation i tend to disagree with that on a daily basis...
    Would saying I survived Young People Fucking be in bad taste?

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    don't discuss.
    AFFLICTION!!!

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    tercels are rare gems indeed.

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    My bad, I didn't know it was your car.
    It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.

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    what did they take?

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    now, try to get over the hellacious ass reaming i delivered previously...it's ok, it will heal up eventually after i remove that buick surgically
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    I would take wertyn's ass virginity

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    Quote Originally Posted by wertyn View Post
    what did they take?
    they stole his bible! ... in the name of god!

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltwaterteffy View Post
    they stole his bible! ... in the name of god!
    what?... why would he carry his bible in his car?

    Quote Originally Posted by DocGonzo View Post
    now, try to get over the hellacious ass reaming i delivered previously...it's ok, it will heal up eventually after i remove that buick surgically
    Quote Originally Posted by Layedballer View Post
    I would take wertyn's ass virginity

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    Quote Originally Posted by wertyn View Post
    what?... why would he carry his bible in his car?
    because jesus is his airbag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanemaniac View Post
    are we supposed to care? Thats why i got a jeep :-) windows are plastic... Think smart
    Think Smart. Think tough chick vehicle.
    WOLVERINES UNITE!
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    I've got a decent salve for that. If you catch my drift.
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    Normally dispensed by hand pump I'd imagine.
    Look into my dark side

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    dude !

    Quote Originally Posted by DocGonzo View Post
    now, try to get over the hellacious ass reaming i delivered previously...it's ok, it will heal up eventually after i remove that buick surgically
    Quote Originally Posted by Layedballer View Post
    I would take wertyn's ass virginity

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    Quote Originally Posted by wertyn View Post
    what did they take?
    Nothing. They didn't even unlock the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sycophant View Post
    Nothing. They didn't even unlock the door.
    sounds to me like your hostage escaped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanemaniac View Post
    are we supposed to care? Thats why i got a jeep :-) windows are plastic... Think smart
    knife > plastic.


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